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Today RH crypto account quote tweeted a standard reserve tweet fyi. Its launchpad is being slept on too. It’s so good it got me disqualified from pump fun trading competition. Its whole ecosystem ties together in a pretty innovative way if you dig into it.
The kind of thing Vlad will see one day and say “hell yes this is what we built our blockchain for”.
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Hey Json
It’s been 14+ hours since it’s been publicly proven beyond a reasonable doubt that $FPUMP is not bundled.
Can you let me know what time today our pnl will be fixed?
Also if you’d like we could have a discussion about how pnl was removed the exact moment my squad hit #1 when the coin caught momentum and ran from 1M to 7M and removing the public pnl negatively impacted the coin.
And lastly we could also discuss how you removed the pnl when you did 0 due diligence on its launch mechanism and apparently have no one on staff at pump fun who can read evm smart contracts or figure out what is actually a bundle vs what isn’t.
If you don’t want to discuss these other things, you can just restore our pnl and we can carry on.
Fuck pumpfun.
this has been fixed, it was a bug on our end due to you transferring the position in pre-competition
note that any other transfers in post-start are not counted - only off-platform holdings held before the competition started are counted as we didn't want to see tokens get sold off and rebought during the competition.
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I’ve noticed our pnl has not been restored yet. Let’s go over the facts as they stand.
Your T&C that is actually in your app for this exact tournament is apparently outdated and evm coins are actually allowed. So you’re running a multi million dollar tournament but don’t have proper terms on your amazing app so that’s not why our pnl was removed.
Our pnl was removed because you decided it was a bundle. None of the following happened:
1) you didn’t go to the standard reserve site and look at the launchpad for 2 minute otherwise you would have seen those coins were air dropped to 867 bank charter holders
2) have anyone who works at pump fun who can read an evm smart contract
3) have alon dm me and say hey is this bundled what’s going on here and I would have explained the mechanism.
Instead the moment we hit top on the leaderboard our pnl was removed.
Which is interesting because your T&C talk about manipulation of coins. Yet you decided to remove our pnl when the coin started running which negatively impacted the coin. You manipulated your own tournament.
So let’s get to the real issue. It’s the name of the coin isn’t it. The coin is called fuck pumpfun. And a ragtag group of 3 friends not on your payroll were sitting at the top of the leaderboard so anyone who clicked to see what coins we were holding would see a singular coin called fuck pumpfun.
That’s why you removed our pnl isn’t it?
That’s why it hasn’t been restored isn’t it?
It’s bad PR. Now I could argue that kimchi faking a hack and posting a farm link that alon retweeted is much worse PR but what do I know.
Free fpump. Restore our pnl.
Fuck pumpfun.
they did not. however, the PNL score they had on their extremely bundled token was removed.
they are currently rank #492.
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You're going to become the rich and unemployed one in your family that posts from wild places all across the world. Your friends are going to wonder how you made so much money without having to be tied down to a job.
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the standard launchpad has a unique feature where tokens deployed can airdrop tokens to charter holders
charter holders are members in the ecosystem that have spent a minimum of 3 eth (current auction clearing) and are incredibly aligned with the standard reserve protocol
the unique mechanism is that this airdrop requires charter holders to BURN their nft and position in order to claim their airdrop. this leads to a unique prisoners dilemma not present in any other project and launchpad
it is not an “80% bundle”, it is a vault contract that holds the airdrop that distributes the tokens when charter holders burn
happy to give additional context to anyone
It’s not a bundle. Their launch pad works different than yours. 80% of coin was air dropped to 867 wallets that own a standard reserve bank charter when it graduated. The most tokens any one of those bank charters has is 2M coins. Those coins can’t be accessed unless they burn their charter which is big decision.
It’s fair that you didn’t know how their launch pad works but now that you do will our pnl be restored?
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Can you show the bundle please?
The way standard reserve launch pad works is when a token graduates, up to 80% can be air dropped to people who holder charters. And it can be set that the only way those ppl can touch their coins is they have to burn their charter. Which is a big decision for people.
It seems an honest mistake on your part. You were unaware of how standard reserve works. I believe the reporting of that 80% looks weird. It might show that 80% went to one place. If you would like to see screens of different charters holding the coin lmk.
Glad to work through this and get our rightful pnl back.
they did not. however, the PNL score they had on their extremely bundled token was removed.
they are currently rank #492.
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We just got disqualified. I read the T&C front to back last week. It made no mention of EVM coins. It said no perps or collectibles.
Now it conveniently says no evm coins hahahahhahahaha.
Fuck pumpfun.
“Join our trading competition but it has to be Solana only but we are the greatest cross chain trading app. Please use our app for cross chain bro it’s so fast bro but sorry not for this tournament where we are giving out money to ppl on our payroll.”
Hahahahhahahha.
It’s always been a rigged game.
I’ve been airdropped this coin and I can’t sell it unless a burn my charter
Id consider burning my standard charter if it hit 100 million market cap just saying
