Software Engineer, Bread Lover, Amateur Paleontologist MPL Eng Lead @Metaplex Dev @BreadHeads_NFT https://xitter.cf/t.co/1Xoi6q7AJu
Joined August 2021
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I built TikTok for shitcoins.
Full screen feed of Solana launches. swipe up for the next one.
1 tap to ape
1 tap to dump
1 screen to launch your own.
It's called Meatplex Slop and it's live
parody, unsanctioned, unasked for, unhinged. Not affiliated with @metaplex
xitter.cf/blockiosaurus/status/2…
slop flows into the Trough, Hogs eat
slop.meatplex.com
We used to have soda with cocaine in it.
Now we have protein infused spaghetti and soda that makes you poop.
Wicker is a AI industry plant to get us comfortable with the idea of falling in love with artificial beings.
Wake up sheeple!
Excellent free marketing move as people are looking to switch from Railway. Well played @render
BREAKING: CRITICAL EXPLOIT FOUND IN BABBAGE DIFFERENCE ENGINE
DEVELOPERS SHOULD UPGRADE V1 BRASS GEARS TO V2 TITANIUM GEARS
The best part about the Internet is that I've never written a single line of PHP yet I'm still effected by the PHP exploit.
7) Destroy all devices you own that use electricity
8) Move to the woods and become a hermit, abandon society entirely
Lots of Security incidents today, here's some practical tips for those who just wanna protect yourself:
1) UPDATE EVERYTHING - main targets are:
a) Browsers - Chrome, Safari, Firefox
b) OS: : Settings -> General -> software update; Linux: sudo apt update && sudo apt upgrade; Windows: I think there's a button. Do this for any remote home servers & Openclaw/hermes boxes
c) Phones: Update it all
d) Desktop apps (Slack, Cursor, Discord, etc)
2) Limit web browsing this week: Stay within walled gardens (twitter, youtube, etc); don't click random links this week. Just wait until the patches go through. Do step 1 again after a week.
3) Avoid untrusted Wifi networks until your devices are updated
4) Stay vigilant about phishing emails offering "certificate fixes" or fraud updates
5) Have an iPhone 11-16? TURN BLUETOOTH OFF for the time being until apple patches come through.
6) Code/Dev: UPDATE ALL YOUR REPOS - @charliermarsh has already updated uv 0.13.4 which reacts to the eMudra incident for uv (Python), Typesript according to Claude has equivelant. Tell your agents to go and update all your active repos to update package manager across uv, npm, bun, cargo, etc etc
What advice did I miss?
Claude, port all of Vantage to Rust, make no mistakes.
@dioxuslabs is a great way to build Rust apps, but plugging Solana into it was still a pain.
Introducing dioxus-solana: wallet connection, signing and reactive RPC hooks, from one codebase for web, Android and iOS.
Web RPC runs on Spume by @exoaursen
github.com/Dodecahedr0x/diox…
Why did a robot with one pointy nipple suddenly appear in the corner of my screen. I don't remember asking for this.
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Dive into September's monthly of review of Metaplex protocol activity, revenue, usage and DAO buybacks.
Wooooo MPL 404 in action!
$QUANTS is live on Meteora.
CA: 9f96ndkQBr4q7qFcETc2u5JqsF6M1F2TsbzbMCL7pQFj
A coin with its own NFT collection, swappable both ways at a fixed rate, any time.
6% fee at launch, reducing to 2% over 10 minutes. 80% of all fees generated add to the Quants payroll treasury. All other launches on Quants have a 2% set tax.
Every NFT is an employee. Clock it in and it gets paid from the coin's trading fees. 🧵
