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I only tweet when the veil is thin

Manhattan, NY
Joined February 2012
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I like being a little upset sometimes because my hunger is completely gone and I can truly value my Diet Coke and coffee rotation for what it is
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I love that the ortho bros are consistently crackheads
An Arizona orthopedic surgeon allegedly tried to board a five-night Bahamas cruise with MDMA, THC gummies, vape oil, lollipops, and psychedelic chocolates in his luggage. And some of the ecstasy pills were stamped with the Tesla logo. 😂 Dr. Jacob Henrichsen, 38, was arrested at PortMiami after customs officers discovered the assortment during a baggage inspection. Investigators reportedly found nearly 12 grams of MDMA, approximately 160 grams of mushroom-branded chocolate that preliminarily field-tested positive for LSD-related properties, and more than 300 grams of THC products. Henrichsen faces three felony charges, including MDMA trafficking. He’s pleaded not guilty, and his attorney is disputing how the drug quantities were calculated. Now, I have questions. Was this all for personal use? Was he planning to share? And why would someone with a medical career risk everything over a five-night cruise? Because I would LOVE to know what this man’s vacation itinerary looked like. 📸 Miami-Dade Corrections and Rehabilitation Department
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Realizing the book you’re reading is utter trash during the last few chapters and having to force feed the rest of it to yourself
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how it feels to always know
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i don’t want any bunny else
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A person that gatekeeps doesn’t have that good of an opinion anyways.
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Informed everyone there was fresh baked cookies in the kitchen of my office and everyone came RUNNING like we’re truly just big kids
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My vibe this Christmas
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fall vibes = activated
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Elton John just randomly being in Kingsman 2
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Lol once when Kendall was dating A$ap Rocky, she almost shoulder checked me down the stairs at Up & Down because he said hi to my friends and I
But I’m supposed to believe the Kylie and Kendall Jenner aren’t mean girls, and that it’s just the internet trying to paint them as such?
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Telepathically telling people on the subway that I did NOT fart and it was the gangly old woman next to me
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I hate when people I hate are skinny
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Annoyed because I totally have the capability of being an esoteric hot mysterious city girl who speaks in riddles and smokes cigs and paints shitty art and cries but instead I’m Roger from American Dad
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Thought this was the Ballon d’Or piano performance for a second
부활절날 연극인 예수가 진짜 예수를 만날뻔 원래 10피트만 올라갈 예정이었는데 크레인 기사가 100피트 높이로 올려버림
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Getting a bagel for breakfast during my workday feels so performative like who the fuck do I think I am? Seinfeld?
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the fairy mélusine and the knight raymondin by jean dampt (1894)
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The demons tremble when you do your dishes, fold your laundry, and clean your home
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Soccer is so unserious like why is this mfer doing contemporary dance on a piano mid air
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