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Joined July 2025
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Parenthood is great i'm eating the baby's candy off my tummy like a sea otter
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Only the french would defile a flan with a crust Thats a pie babes
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Ice cream... any ice cream Im very simple but I think about the pear ice cream at the silvering every day of my life 😭
Hello all and happy #evilgangfriday! Today’s question is a quick one from yours truly! What is your favourite sweet treat? Look forward to seeing your replies!
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mateo🐚 retweeted
the prince of pain! #ffxv
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The one thing better than cheap cigs is FREE cigs.... and the one thing better than that is loving my wife
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Ain't that just a kick in the pants
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mateo🐚 retweeted
새끼 오리 완전 바보 멍충이임 물 같은거 보이면 일단 들어가서 맨날 꼬질해져
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What is this feeling.. I haven't libbed out in 1000 years
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I just wanna know why I hit the drunk squat at the work function
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Critical biblical flood happening today.... this means nothing...... we are definitely not receiving notice for anything at all whatsoever
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One thing about me is im goinv to have everything be fucked all at once
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Celebrating 10 years since the launch of Final Fantasy XV this November with a special calendar image of Noctis, Gladio, Ignis and Prompto illustrated by Square Enix artist Miki Yamashita
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mateo🐚 retweeted
happy halloween! #kingdmhearts #khux
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I deaerve to be squashed
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I really am a moment We are all moments and instances and if that wasnt enough, some of us are also happening
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This is my shellby.. she's very beautiful.. still just a baby too 🥰
This week's #evilgangfriday post is from the lovely @nyarlacat! "What is the most whimsical thing you own?" Can't wait to see your responses this Friday!
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Kit keeps calling me their Nemo egg
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Dont know how to feel
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Outfit my wife picked out and bought for me <3
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