Emperor Chipotle Mayo

This is completely beside the point of this otherwise-great statement, but I would have bet the farm on Morrissey not knowing the word "shitpost"

They're beating his ass on Simpsons Twitter. Anyway: hahaha.bsky.social

I am now more certain that the Nuggets will repeat than I was about the 2017 Warriors winning

Has to have been the most influential Cormac ever

This reminds me that the new Lust For Youth song isn't very good

Watching Boston Celtics basketball

Official Tears Of the Kingdom review: There's a type of bird in it whose call sounds like the chorus of "Cranked Up Really High" by Slaughter and the Dogs. 9/10

I played a show here once, the lights on the CVS across the street said "HARMACY," the owner's like six year-old daughter was going crazy right in front of me while we played, and @lazylayabout talked me into singing a Wire cover. 10/10

If you click through to Deloitte instead of reading about Deee-Lite your computer should blow up

It occurs to me that, in the span of a few days, we've lost both Yukihiro Takahashi and David Crosby, who (among many other things) embodied precisely the two ways to have cool mustaches. RIP