Currently living in the big apple 🍎 (Los Angeles) / big Brooklyn Nets guy 🦾/ little actual guy 😛/ (he/him) Free Palestine🍉🇵🇸
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Lil Idiot retweeted
i recently heard an interesting hypothetical i thought i’d share here: suppose someone places a common object on the table in front of you, such as a quarter, a pencil, or a small toy, and then places a box over the object. where do you suppose the object went
One thing I’ve learned about adulthood is time flies when you’re having fun OR experiencing existentialism, so time only passes normally when you on da couch sitting or watching YouTube
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Lil Idiot retweeted
Charles Barkley: “If you are gay or transgender, I love you. And if anybody gives you sh*t, you tell em Charles says ‘f**k you!’”
Lil Idiot retweeted
For those who’s TL isn’t holding any news about current events
Hamas requested a ceasefire in return they would give all hostages back
Israel rejected and is now striking Rafah
The ICC released proof of the US government threatening them if they moved to arrest Netanyahu
Lil Idiot retweeted
the cretin I call “roommate”: 420!! wanna hit this?
me: ahh yes, the favorite holiday of the ne'er-do-well…and why, pray tell, would I wish to “hit” that? to intentionally dull one’s mind? I much prefer to keep my wits sharp *chuckles smugly* though I doubt you could relate
The best part about songs is that when it ends you can just play it again. Come to think of it, you can do that with plenty of things. If you want. To – at Los Angeles, CA
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Lil Idiot retweeted
Me realizing that I just answered the phone call that turns your floor into a drumset
