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Note to self, "Yell in an dastardly fashion while doing the pelvic thrust."

Now you know why the scene of Dorothy falling into the pig pen was actually a scary scene to the generation of farmer kids watching the Wizard of Oz.

They need to make the river turn black after the data center and all the trees die.

This makes me appreciate how easy it is for me to throw on my premade kilts.

"Plainly, there is a vast difference between the public records that might be found after a diligent search of court files, county archives, and police stations throughout the country vs a computerized summary located in a single clearinghouse of information." Justice Stevens, 89

...and Aliens is like Die Hard 2 with a fight against a group of military😂

I believe the US already has a church of butter. It's called the Waffle House.