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Seattle, WA
Joined July 2015
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I love gas station lighting⛽️
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16 minute into a cooking video and this mf introduce an ingredient he overnight soaked marinated and refrigerated
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“Because the request was to remove the fake gods. Jesus did not qualify.”
Because the request was to remove the fake gods. Jesus did not qualify.
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What a fucked up day man
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Hey man, that’s really awesome that you saved some of your 4th of July fireworks so you could set them off at noon on the 13th of July
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Just ate some bacon from Dollar Tree and now my neck won’t turn
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Logging onto the dark web tomorrow (Teams, Outlook, and Excel).
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how it feels to speak during a work meeting when u are under 30
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hate wasting my jokes on a boring hoe i could’ve said that to a bad bitch
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My problem is, I wanna b the only one at the gym when I go
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do not call me on instagram like have you lost your fcking mind
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I’ve tasted Unemployment and I’ve tasted 9-5. I recommend not being born.
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What’s the masculine urge all guys have ?
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hate when mfs make me be mean, i had a pocket full of sunshine til u did that
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“men used to go to war” well now we suck toes
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mind if a white boy speaks a little espanõl tonight #cervaza
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