I make things on the internet. Formerly CorgiEveryHour.

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Joined December 2020
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Also a bit of an account update: Twitter has properly screwed over most bots, so this account might end up turning into a "show the internet the fun stuff I make on the internet" account. If that isn't your thing, that's totally cool! Just wanted to give a heads up.
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The goat or domestic goat (Capra hircus) is a species of caprine that is mostly kept as livestock. It was domesticated from the wild goat (C. aegagrus) of Southwest Asia and Eastern Europe. Go Brewers.
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The most useless shit you could've ever imagined. Wow, the future is here!
Tesla’s new Roadster can fly, as it sticks to a wall after launching off a backward-curving ramp during tonight’s Roadster event.
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I love technology. I love innovation. People will not be flying, hovering, kickflipping, anti-gravity-ing their cars. Half of the people on the road can't even stay in their lane on a 35mph road lmao
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Not to be the ruiner of fun conspiracies, but this woman likely typed in "jeans for flat butts" or something along those lines. Amazon is not algorithmically predicting the size of your butt. We can hate the company for real reasons, we don't need made up ones.
Amazon users are discovering a bizarre "About You" page that reveals what the company thinks it knows about them One woman found Amazon had determined she "has flat buttocks"
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Americans are sick and tired of pressing a couple buttons on their microwave every year. ...the microwave they haven't used in months because groceries are so fucking expensive.
JUST IN: Trump demands Senate Republicans pass the Sunshine Protection Act, declaring Americans are “sick and tired” of changing their clocks twice a year.
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American support for Ukraine better skyrocket to 100% after this attack on our holy site.
Russia bombs McDonald's warehouse in Ukraine's Kyiv region
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The mass surveillance company that invades your privacy would like a little privacy, guys.
JUST IN: Flock Safety demands the removal of a vibecoded map exposing the locations of 300,000+ surveillance devices nationwide.
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Friday mornings at work:
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Is it just me or does life feel like this
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This is how work feels this week.
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Now show us how much their libraries have been reduced. Digital shrinkflation.
Price history of standard (ad-free) streaming plans, since launch: Netflix (2010) • $7.99 --> $19.99 (+150%) • Increases in 3 of last 5 years Hulu (2015) • $11.99 --> $21.49 (+80%) • Increases in 4 of last 5 years Apple TV (2019) • $4.99 --> $14.99 (+200%) • Increases in each of last 4 years Disney+ (2019) • $6.99 --> $21.49 (+207%) • Increases annually since 2021 HBO Max (2020) • $14.99 --> $18.49 (+23%) • Increases in 3 of last 4 years Peacock (2020) • $9.99 --> $19.99 (+100%) • Increases in each of last 4 years Paramount+ (2021) • $9.99 --> $13.99 (+40%) • Increases in 3 of last 4 years
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I will always vote in favor of expanding public transit. Less cars on the road, more cheap transport across the state. Win-win.
This November, voters will decide the fate of the Colorado Connector, a proposed transit plan featuring 10 daily round trips between Fort Collins and Denver, and eight between Denver and Pueblo, with an end-to-end travel time of 2 hours and 15 minutes.
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good morning (say it back 😡)
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Hot take: Garbage like this will be looked back on just as negatively as NFTs. Fake signatures of fictional characters on a piece of cardboard is just as dumb as a jpeg of a monkey that you buy with fake money.
WOW: Someone just pulled the Carl/Russell/Dug triple auto 🏠🎈
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