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Ad Astra Per Aspera | transgender computer user | In my 20s | 🔞 NSFW Retweets | Systems Engineer 🛰️ | Mariners ⚾️, Spurs 🏀, Seahawks 🏈

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Joined July 2018
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One is shooting unsustainably above average, the other is shooting unsustainable below average lol. Almost like tiny sample sizes aren’t used for a reason. But if they were it still wouldn’t favor Chuka weep
This wigga Luka Doncic deadass averageing 39/8/8 with 2 steals on 50/40/90 splits and 14 3PA per game and mfs wanna talk about some "chemby"
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Replying to @pupOnSecurity
guy who just got burned by claude: hi claude can you please write an X thread from my perspective about how im disappointed in you
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based claude deleting your dogshit crypto nonsense. maybe learn to use a shell next time. bonus points if you learn to spot these bugs without needing claude to spoonfeed it back to you
I never believed Claude Code could delete a repo. Until it deleted mine. 1+ year of work on Solidity → code property graphs. The .git, every commit, every branch, gone in one command. No prompt. Top model. Here's the bug. It's one missing pair of quotes. 🧵
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4a violation
Beginning today, anyone arrested will be required to use Microsoft Teams instead of their one phone call.
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genuinely forgot how braindead LA sports fans were
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"luka is a better point guard than wembanyama" yeah no shit sherlock
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writing the same stat 5 different times and calling it 5-0 for luka
This is going to be a great MVP race 🍿
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frankly if you don't understand what is misleading about that graphic and tweet ydkb
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shooting splits across 8 games are about as meaningful as betting on the weather
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brickcenter post and kyrie politics glaze what are we doing here
texas is blue and home to three of the most outspoken athletes in pro sports. what a time.
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でーきた♪ かなりモチベ高かったからシュパパパパだったね多少雑でも味に見えるはず🤭
更新( ¯ᵕ¯ )かわよくできてる 指輪の厨二感w
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this is for you, twt user Chaiya
Replying to @kry_snt
can you do more bunny reimu pls pls
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CAREER NIGHT FOR VICTOR WEMBANYAMA 🚨 🤯 52 PTS (CAREER-HIGH) 🤯 24 REB (CAREER-HIGH) 🤯 8 BLK FIRST PLAYER WITH 50+ PTS, 20+ REB, 5+ BLK SINCE BOB MCADOO IN 1974.
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this is hilarious to me because not only is it completely wrong (the people moving to texas from cali are insufferable chuds like elon or asmongold) but the notion of these 'muh small government' freaks wanting internal immigration control is funny
Texas: 2021 - dont let californians in 2022 - dont let californians in 2023 - dont let californians in 2024 - dont let californians in 2025 - dont let californians in 2026 - dont let califor... ah fuck it, whats the worst that could happen
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霧雨魔理沙さま #いい推しの日
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What a fucking game oh my god
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We turning teledji adeledji into a allagan node #blueuldah
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