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Joined February 2013
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🚨 They didn't lose the child's age. They were trained to leave it out. Under federal immigration law, sexual abuse of a minor is an aggravated felony. For a noncitizen, it means mandatory detention, deportation and a permanent bar from ever coming back. In my 24 years at ICE ERO, those were the cases we never let slide. The key element is the child's age. Take the age out of the conviction and you take out the aggravated felony. According to the House Judiciary Committee report, the Bronx DA's 2019 plea-bargaining guide told prosecutors in these cases to "offer something that does not have the child's age as an element." Think about what that means. A grown man commits a sex crime against a child. He pleads to something that, on paper, could have been against an adult. The record that reaches ICE no longer shows a child victim. The removal case falls apart, and he stays here. The child didn't get a plea deal. The child gets to live with it, and maybe in the same neighborhood as him. This came out Oct. 26. Two weeks later there's been no outrage from the Bronx DA, the AG or the networks. Nothing. @claudiatenney @JudiciaryGOP @Jim_Jordan @itsyourgov @NMalliotakis @EliseStefanik foxnews.com/politics/house-r…
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Some of the finds from within our latest piece for Unlimited Hangout: *Current Commerce Secretary and former Cantor Fitzgerald head, Howard Lutnick participated in "war games" from 1996 to 2001 that were co-hosted by the Naval War College and Cantor. Together, they gamed out, among other things, how "terrorists" might attack the US financial system by launching an attack on the World Trade Center, where Cantor's offices were housed. Top Pentagon and CIA figures were involved. While those "war games" were on-going, Lutnick gave an interview where he stated that his firm's traders and brokers "may not survive the electronic revolution" as he planned to replace them all with an electronic trading system called eSpeed. Nearly all of Cantor's traders and brokers were killed on 9/11/2001, whereas Lutnick, other top Cantor executives who were part of the "war games" alongside Lutnick, and a handful of eSpeed's top management happened to not have been in their offices that morning and survived. *The top suspect in the 9/11 insider trading scandal, Mayo Shattuck III, helped create and is a long-time board member of company that was behind the creation of the Trump sons' Bitcoin mining firm, American Bitcoin. Shortly after leaving his banking leadership positions after the insider trades were made, Shattuck took over Constellation Energy/Exelon, now one of the top nuclear power companies powering AI data centers. One of Shattuck's first moves at Constellation was to take over Enron contracts shortly after it collapsed and emulate its controversial electricity trading strategy. *An early data center built by Enron was liquidated during its bankruptcy and purchased for under a million dollars by the sole bidder, Switch, after costing the now infamous energy company millions of dollars. After being owned for a short while by Tom Barrack's Colony Capital, today Switch is owned by OpenAI's Stargate partner, Softbank. *As part of a bid to accelerate the re-opening of decommissioned nuclear power plants (something initiated in large part by Mayo Shattuck while he led Constellation) in order to power AI data centers, the Trump administration is seeking to eliminate several rules and regulations that protect the public and environment from dangerous levels of radiation. One of the rules they are looking to eliminate is the 50-year-old rule standard was “As Low As Reasonably Achievable,” which requires the nuclear industry to drive radiation exposure for workers and the public as low as possible. One of the plants they seek to reopen is the controversial Three Mile Island plant, owned by Constellation, the firm formerly run by Mayo Shattuck.
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I didn’t care for Trump’s interview on 60 Minutes.
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Can't wait for the next Forbidden HQ magatard clip. It's gonna be a banger.
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So much for promises to the American people.
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Amnesty is suicide for Republicans.Not one of those 12 million who broke our laws will vote Republican.Obama is laughing at @GOP.
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We were banned from the event right after we criticized the EPA for approving two new PFAS pesticides. We demanded fewer forever chemicals, not more. At the time, we were also appalled that the EPA was preparing to re-approve dicamba, an herbicide that drifts onto neighboring farms, damages crops, and has been linked to cancer. Guess what? Dicamba was approved, even though federal courts struck down its approval TWICE, in 2020 and 2024. Guess who lobbied hard for it? Kyle Kunkler, the former American Soybean Association lobbyist who now oversees pesticide regulation at the EPA. But certainly decisions like these were made higher up the chain - have to keep the chem corporations happy.
Photos purport to show Susie Wiles banning MAHA activists from the WH, including TPUSA bombshell Alex Clark. Former HHS employee Calley Means alleges Susie Wiles is in the pocket of corporate donors, preventing health reforms. Follow: @AFpost
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“I want something that has four legs. Man’s best friend. Barks, pants, has fur, maybe name it Spot.” “Dogs? Nobody said anything about dogs, why are you talking about dogs? I don’t want a dog!”
Wrong. The word “amnesty” was never even said in this entire exchange.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
“But people who are here, and in some cases here for 10 or 15 years, work a deal for them.” That’s the same thing as amnesty. merriam-webster.com/dictionary/amn…
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Impeach
Trump endorses an amnesty deal with Democrats, saying immigration maximalists are on the “pretty far right” and suggesting that illegals who have been in the US for 10-15 years should have an opportunity to stay. Follow: @AFpost
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Trump endorses an amnesty deal with Democrats, saying immigration maximalists are on the “pretty far right” and suggesting that illegals who have been in the US for 10-15 years should have an opportunity to stay. Follow: @AFpost
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Oh look, it's quality of life map.
Map of counties in the US that are 90% or more White. Follow: @AFpost
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Elder abuse. Dude is stroked out. Taking $174k taxpayer salary while being a meat puppet.
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My God. They blacklisted the Moms orgs.
🚨THE GRIP OF SUSIE WILES. I've been looking into things. Anonymous source sent this to me: the former White House Chief of Staff (allegedly) BANNED MAHA activists from events for speaking out against corruption in the EPA. Photo proof attached.
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Godzilla is in theaters right now
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Durst 28 🤘 bring a chainsaw into DC.
Fred Durst says he's running. The Limp Bizkit frontman launched a "Vote Durst" Instagram account today: "I want to make our world a better place… so I'm running." He hasn't said for what.
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Susie Wiles and all the other lobbyists who blocked the MAHA agenda should have all their assets seized and then thrown in Guantanamo Bay for the rest of their lives. They chose poisoning the American people for campaign donations. Unforgivable.
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the game CITIZEN VIGILANTE is available Citizen Vigilante PS5 Link: store.playstation.com/en-us/… Download Links Trailer: drive.google.com/file/d/1qnK… Trailer Quadratisch: drive.google.com/file/d/1kMh…
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Here is the location of Iran’s nuclear program.🫡
Rewards for Justice is offering a reward of up to $20 million and possible relocation for information about Iran’s nuclear program, including its facilities, equipment, and associated personnel, such as those in the scientific community, or the movement of any of the above. Submit a tip: rewardsforjustice.net/reward…
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