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Brando Calrissian

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Writer & Director| Studio B3| He/Him| Film Student | Austin, TX📍inquiries [email protected]

 Austin, TX
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Joined September 2009
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Amy Poehler says parenthood cost her dream job. SNL kicked her out after she had her baby. Interviewer: “How’d you know when it was time to leave SNL?” Amy Poehler: “I was pregnant, and I had to have that baby. But then I came back after I had the baby, and then they were like, ‘You gotta get out of here. You gotta go take care of your baby.’ And I was like, ‘But I want to stay with you guys.’ And they were like, ‘Nope, you have to leave.’ It’s very hard to figure out when it’s time to go because it’s such a… it’s like, you know, a dream job.”
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Cochise Updates@CochiseUpdates6h
😭😭😭😭
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COCHISE (@cochise) profile pictureCOCHISE
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FELT LIKE BRON BRON
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Gene had me rollin w this fit
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the time Gene Belcher from “Bob’s Burgers” dressed up as Queen Latifah for Halloween 📺
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@clarkcashesOct 29
you could have no weed or no balcony
rie (@riieverse) profile picturerie@riieverseOct 29
is smoking alone in your balcony as low as it can get or does it get worse
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Goku is ready for Halloween 🎃
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The Maynechurian Candidate
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👀 EXCLUSIVE: Terrence Howard has his sights set on the White House ... telling TMZ he might just have to run for president if nobody else is willing to make a real difference.
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It has been confirmed that NARUTO: Shadow Rising will take place after The LAST. Kishimoto has confirmed that this will be the true canonical sequel of his manga and that Boruto is set in a different timeline. Kishimoto: “This will truly be a continuation of my work”. #NARUTO
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VATICAN CITY (AP) — Pope Leo XIV has become the first pope in history to vote in a US election.
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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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A modern-day police procedural take on ‘THE GREAT GATSBY’ is in the works at NBC. The series follows Jay Gatsby, a charming investigator with a gift for reading human behavior, and Nicole “Nicky” Carraway, a cop with dreams of becoming a writer. (Source: Deadline)
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Films releasing next week: • PRIMETIME (digital) • RESIDENT EVIL (digital) • YOUR MOTHER YOUR MOTHER YOUR MOTHER (digital) • POSSIBLE LOVE (digital) • WILD HORSE NINE (theatrical)
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crazy ass last name
Haile Mcanally (@hailemcanally) profile pictureHaile Mcanally
@hailemcanallyOct 29
I voted today 🗳️🇺🇸
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the concept of god becoming nonbinary but only for 6 years
monch-hihi (@twinkfath3r) profile picturemonch-hihi@twinkfath3rOct 29
all this did was further motivate me to vote for TalaFREAKo!!!! 🙈🤪🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️
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Zach Cregger says he was frustrated that the conversation surrounding his ‘RESIDENT EVIL’ film had nothing to do with the film. “It had to do with whether the movie was living up to the different standards that different fans of the games had… it was just a lot about ‘why isn’t this like the source material?’ OR ‘why is it good that it’s not like the source material?’ (Source: podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcas…)
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david ehrlich@davidehrlichOct 29
Netflix has spent the last 10 years trying to render movie theaters obsolete. i wrote about why they failed, why they gave up, and why abandoning their holy war on exhibition could save the struggling company from becoming obsolete itself. indiewire.com/features/comme…
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Naw nigga you see the angle Big Foe at don’t jump in dat water if you can’t swim!
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@abdulbasitakaOct 29
Happy Halloween @WillemDafoe
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Coco Jones as Mary J. Blige for Halloween.
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This guy cant go fuck himself harder
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OpenAI CEO Sam Altman believes people owning RAM is wasteful, and that it belongs in data centers instead. "From a global allocation perspective, actually, it’s quite terrible to have everyone have a bunch of the world’s limited supply of DRAM sitting in their own computer."
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Ben Stiller
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Cupertino is a really good show. Going to watch at 10pm eastern on CBS. Check it out.
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There is another episode of CUPERTINO tonight. Thrill to the continuing adventures of Michael, Olivia, Christy, Natalia, and now two new additions: Nichole and Bo. There will be a quiz.
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Messiah of Evil (1974)🩸🍿
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