I only care about the important stuff: (1) What should I wear (2) What's on the menu and (3) Will there be dancing?
Sacramento, CA
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Now I’m home singing “Astrid’s Song“ by Jan Levinson (no Gould) to my cats
“Mmommy you’re a princessss…”
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Amber Whitford, a longtime CDCR employee uses work, life and her experience with unseen disabilities as material when performing comedy in Sacramento-area clubs. Get to know Amber and how she uses her talents to connect people, one laugh at a time: cdcr.ca.gov/insidecdcr/2022/…
Just posted a photo @ Big Rob's Cigar & Hookah Cabana instagram.com/p/CerT-CbPmhK/… – at Folsom, CA
Just posted a photo @ PowerHouse instagram.com/p/CeVTj8UOTlT/… – at Folsom, CA
Saw a current picture of The Village People and the Sailor is now an Admiral. So he outranks Harry Kim. #FirstContactDay #StarTrek
🤣 You are stoopid silly, Daniel!
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Forgot about the lime tree! My salsa garden is going to be tip top!
We started a patio garden of carrots, tomatoes, and jalapeños. We decided to add cilantro and onions. We’re going to make a salsa garden! #salsagarden #oldsac
We started a patio garden of carrots, tomatoes, and jalapeños. We decided to add cilantro and onions. We’re going to make a salsa garden! #salsagarden #oldsac
Wonder how Blanket feels watching this
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Person: Want some strawberries?
Me: No thank you. I pretend to be allergic to them.
Person: What’s the reaction when you eat them?
Me: Nothing. Because I don’t eat them.
Telework report: The bosses want to see your face during online meetings. Well, my hair is…unprofessional. So I went looking for something to cover my head and all I could find in my apartment was an Andy Warhol wig. Hella profesh.
