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He did great and you look comfortable asf in that car. Cute blanket 😍😍
I had a major water leak at my home, so I asked my baby daddy if I could stay at his house because I was told it would take about a week to repair. Out of respect, I asked him not to let his girl come over while I was there. Just being honest, I’m still not over our relationship, and this man had the audacity to put this woman before me. He even allowed her to disrespect me and tell me I wasn’t welcome. Y’all, I had to sleep in my car, and this man didn’t even care. He let that woman do me like this.
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cookieblitz retweeted
This was the Endgame before Endgame even existed. The whole cinema went DEAD SILENT when Aro took off Carlisle Cullen’s head. 😭🔥
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dont know what malie a do to the van cleef song them but these are the first set of overplayed hits i genuinely haven't got tired of lmao
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Suck unu mada in advance @FLOWJamaica
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Holland Bamboo, Saint Elizabeth
One year ago hurricane Melissa tore through one of Jamaica's most iconic roads. One year after this is what it looks like 🇯🇲
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Thanks to these third-country agreements, we have been able to deport some of the worst criminal illegal aliens from the United States, including those who are so barbaric that even their home countries won’t take them back.
For far too long, illegal aliens ordered removed by a judge have avoided deportation simply because @DHSgov had no place to send them. Through engaging in fully legal third-country removals, the days of avoiding deportation are over. We will continue to use every tool at our disposal to make America safe again. The Trump Administration will NEVER apologize for putting the American people first and deporting dangerous criminals from our country.
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This is probably the first original joke i’m seeing on this app in a very long time.
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Boy imagine Obama telling a bihh she had a fat ass mid speech they woulda hung that nigga from the podium
