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zoe

@breezeblocks

yes im this annoying in real life

Joined November 2011
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cant wait to be old so i can do yard work at 4am and ppl will think its normal
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every day i live in fear of someone announcing a remake of the outsiders with botox and filler
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at work wearimg pants with a saggy butt to show the ppl idrgaf anymore and i mean business
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this is what my neural pathways look like
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it doesnt make sense that 19 is 15 away from 34 but 32 is 7 away from 25
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my tweets feel like im trying to distract u from the last weird thing i said by saying something even weirder
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the fact that my snapchat is reserved for my closest friends and people i know the LEAST and they r all simply subject to suffer the cryptic cries of my mind
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my bank account got cotton mouth
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i have 2 moods: expose, romanticize
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recognizing patterns.........
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something about this time of year breaks my brain i think........ or wait maybe it is actually making it work really good............
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ive had 4 off brand oreos and like 4oz of chocolate shake please tell me this is not the end
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something about a man with glowing eyes....................
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how it feels to be me
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nobody in the world can possibly feel as corny as me
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this morning* i have a very good grasp on whats real and whats not at least in regards to the past mmmmmmm 1 year
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but its slipping if i think about it too much 🤭👷🏽‍♂️
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converting all energy into lust for LIFE
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hang 3 jackets theory: its when all u need to do is hang 3 jackets but for some reason its the hardest thing in the world and u dont wanna do it so u end up doing anything else even starting n completing projects u put off for years and now all u need to do is hang 3 jackets
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why did i take a nap at 5pm and wake up at 7:30pm and drink 2 redbulls just to hang 3 jackets
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