Booker/producer/development guy. I make comedy for TV and even sometimes on the internet.
Los Angeles
Joined February 2009
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Now all of us on the west coast get to go back to waking up every single day and picking up our phones to find out what dipshit fucked up already that morning back east
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Some people seem to have forgotten how bad a president Trump was, so I made a list of the 100 Worst Things About the Trump Presidency, in no particular order. Please share and add anything I missed. 🧵
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Dear Democrats:
Many Americans (myself included) will be voting Democrat for the first time in our lives this November.
We’re not doing this because we agree with Democrats on policy; we’re doing it because we understand the need to stop Trump from destroying our Constitution.
If you see us non-Democrat Kamala supporters on Twitter espousing beliefs you disagree with, like on taxes or guns or whatever, try to let it go. Don’t be jerks. Don’t disparage and argue, expecting us to toe the Democrat line, because we won’t. We’re not Democrats. Being hostile to us will backfire and endanger our alliance.
We’ve made common cause with you in this election because our democracy faces an existential threat. We agree Trump is dangerous and we want to work with you to defeat him. Let’s be grateful for this mutual cooperation.
We can go back to arguing and being opponents after November. Until then, we have a country to save.
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This is key. Some Dems are treating Biden interviews & public appearances as things he has to survive. That’s selfish & self-destructive. If he’s not using these appearances to whack Trump and win over voters then they’re a waste of time & more evidence Dems need a new candidate.
Please everyone stop asking Democrats not to notice this freight train heading down the tracks directly towards us.
This isn't normal or acceptable for an American president. It sounds like a story from an authoritarian country. cnn.com/2024/07/11/politics/…
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RT if you want Isaiah Hartenstein BACK with the Knicks
Let’s manifest it Knicks Nation! 🔥
They’re fucking right next to each other. You’re going to pick trump up on Biden’s mic. How do you fuck up this bad?
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EXCLUSIVE: Manager Adam Segal Launches Strig Artist Management deadline.com/2024/06/manager…
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I once believed this.
But then the Mavs shamelessly tanked away a potential playoff birth to retain their draft pick, took Lively, who immediately became a key cog and played a key role in getting them to The Finals the very next year.
No, the basketball gods do not exist.
Was so great to see you two!!
Reunited with Brian Baldinger, one of our stellar producers from Faster, Purple Worm! this weekend at the Comedy Store. Super fun night. When's season 2? @BeadleAndGrimms @MatthewLillard @brianbaldinger
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This is Joyce, Richard’s wife. Thank you for your loving tributes. He would be beyond thrilled and so touched, as am I. In response to the many queries , I know Richard would appreciate donations in his memory to the Los Angeles based charity comedygivesback.com or the charity of your choice. ❤️
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Friends. After much reflection I have decided to enter the transfer portal for my last year of eligibility. Excited for the future!
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#Blessed #NILBABY #TDSnation #LFGM
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THE @kharypayton is our guest on an all new episodes of HEROES’ FEAST tomorrow night!
Cc:@sujataday
