Brian Malcolm

I was uninformed that your matte black Neon exempts you from waiting your turn at a 4-way stop like the rest of us. – at North Aurora, IL

@barnabaspiper @joethorn @therichardclark @brandonsmith85 If he doesn’t like it publicly, there won’t be more.

@Nick_Rynerson @TheRichardClark @joethorn Woah. I can go to a church with hoverboards? I’ve been doing it wrong. :/ – at London, England

@coffeewifee @25ncoworking I had to leave before the coffee arrived this morning. :'(

"Sorry, guys—on a group text with some other 'mongers about how amazing this new goat cheese is." Sold! #farmersmarket

“No regrets. Just prime rib.” – at Wisconsin, USA

“…one of the dogs I follow on Instagram…” Is a phrase that @heidimarlene used. – at Geneva, IL

There's a sea of red shirts at the Geneva train station. Haven't these people seen Star Trek? This doesn't end well.

Is spring finally here? #windowsdownmusicup instagram.com/p/2JhcZMTUAt/

Look who's back at our door guarding us from unwanted solicitors and other ne'er-do-wells! @ Malcolm… instagram.com/p/022NT8zUK-/ – at Illinois, USA

I was only sort of paying attention to the Apple event today. There’s a Valyrian steel watch, right? – at Illinois, USA

@nick_rynerson @joethorn @chrishennessey I was trying to decide if FBDO or BC was more iconic. Sadly, not much of Xmas Vaca was filmed here.

Found a local coffee shop that serves up a fairly mean Café Miel. 2015 is going to be alright. – at Naperville, IL

T-A-C-O-uppercase comma-S – at St Charles, MO

I don’t think “Insane Clown Posse fan” should count as a costume. – at Illinois, USA

This Easter egg (?) may be even better than Quark's "delete robot." adobe #creativecloud @ Malcolm… instagram.com/p/ud9x3lzUHQ/ – at Illinois, USA

A little ominous overhead. @ Woodman's Gas Station/Oil Change instagram.com/p/tOXfwGzUMy/ – at North Aurora, IL

This is apparently where ad-hoc signage goes to die. @ Il Secretary of State at 17 North instagram.com/p/sfeUAATULY/ – at Chicago, IL

Billy Corgan and friends. @ Ravinia Festival instagram.com/p/sWO6VVzUEg/ – at Highland Park, IL