Does the World break your heart, Jonah?
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A Quick Review of Howard Stern's 9th Show on
@hbomax:
"You [@robertAbooey] got a face like a horse, you've sucked Howard's c*ck to make it in show business... Oh wait, that's my roast about Beth, I'm sorry." ~ @salgovernale in 2005 during a roast of Gary.
2005 was a long time...
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10/ $243.37 to its current pre-market of $150.
Again, at -14:32 in on the HBO Max broadcast, look at Robin's stunned 74 year old face as she comes to terms with the fact that she is now (reportedly) destitute all because Jensen Huang was "running around trying to get his knob...
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11/ waxed."
So that's pretty much today's @hbomax Stern Show broadcast. The only authentically funny moment is watching the once-haughty Quivers realize that she isn't the "financial genius" Howard Madoff kept insisting she was to his listeners.
@TheSun @DailyMail @HBOMaxPR
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A Public Alert To All Thinking Of Investing With Bill Ackman:
Pershing Square underperformed the S&P 500 with a -12.6% NAV in the first half of 2026 compared to a +10.2% S&P 500 gain.
And this whole time @BillAckman cannot pry himself away from posting on X.
@WilliamCohan @WSJ
BREAKING NEWS. A BBJ Exclusive. With her work done on this week's Stern Show, Robin Quivers reflects upon the folly of selling short $NVDA synthetic puts & tries to gain some peace of mind by gardening at the Jersey City homeless shelter she now calls home
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BREAKING NEWS. A BBJ Exclusive: Now homeless after following @wealthyinvest's options advice to sell short $NVDA synthetic Puts, Robin Quivers signs off on today's Stern Show from the Jersey City homeless shelter she now calls home.
BREAKING NEWS. A BBJ Exclusive: With the Jersey City homeless center cleaning crew now working on-site, the Stern Show has just gone to a commercial break so that Robin can step away from her Zoom camera. More details as they become available.
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Next week Zac Brown will be here to perform live for your listening pleasure....that's it for today. Bye, everyone.
@zacbrownband woo hoo! You get to do a Zoom interview with Stern where you go into the @SIRIUSXM studio and he interviews you from his Hamptons bowling alley!
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"The Cunningham Clamp was named after Howard Cunningham from "Happy Days." Wasn't that the guy's name? Howard Cunningham? No Alzheimers here. I'm way on top of it." ~ A tired 72 year old Howard Stern three hours and fifteen minutes into his show still "riffing" the comedy.
"My father would stick his finger in my ass. I'd stick it in his ass." ~ Comedic genius Howard Stern continuing to "riff" with Stern Show caller "Mike from Maine."
@DaveChappelle @chrisrock @JerrySeinfeld @jayleno @ConanOBrien
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BREAKING NEWS. A BBJ Exclusive. One of the "people" at the party who told Robin Quivers that they could set her up a meeting with Jensen Huang.
More details as they become available.
@TheSun @DailyMail
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"A couple of years ago at one of your parties, I was talking to a couple of people who know him [Jensen Huang] and I said I'm dying to meet this man...and they were going to set up a meeting for me and him" ~ @rqui.
@hbomax Funniest thing on today's show. Please don't edit it out
Oh boy, poor old dumb @rqui just called #JensenHuang the "godfather of A.I."
@sama @DarioAmodei News to you guys, right? 😂
Oh boy, poor old dumb @rqui just called #JensenHuang the "godfather of A.I."
@sama @DarioAmodei News to you guys, right? 😂
