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the wheels sink deeper as the years spin round

Somerville, MA
Joined May 2008
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For better or worse this might be my magnum opus Presenting: the hoopin cube All nonland cards stickered with basketball stickers (custom images uploaded into Cubecobra) First player to deal combat damage gets a Contested Game Ball Come on and slam cubecobra.com/cube/list/hoop…
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Helen Dewitt, Your Name Here
I hope everyone is learning Arabic.
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Blue Gangsta but the beat is AMERICA HAS A PROBLEM #BlueWave
BREAKING: Democrats sweep the mid-term elections
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"Hey, Chuck. Where we sending Ken Paxton?"
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i'm sure Jon Moxley could tell some crazy stories about this guy
getting closer and closer to my ALL US CITIES commander deck
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🚨BREAKING🚨 UNIVERSES BEYOND: CATHOLICISM on the table, WOTC just awaiting Pope's interest #magicthegathering
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Louis CK sorry for the strokes Will Smith sorry for smash mouth Jimmy Carr sorry for killing joke Defective peroxide sorry for 4 non blondes Owl sorry for the who Misogynists sorry for everything but the girl UK beef industry sorry for madness US government sorry for megadeth
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Me to Keats when he gets to verse 3 of Ode on a Grecian Urn
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sick video from mastercam on the carmelite monks in wyoming using 5ax machines to build a gothic monastery imagine rolling up to the shop and your programmer is brother peter thomas youtu.be/wLJa410KTsg?is=pun-…
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now why did i lose followers for being bald
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Venture Bros. villain named “Statecraft”:
アメリカ 50州 作りきるまで頑張ります!
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Couldn't stop thinking about this during the torture scene in The Devils
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what's so awesome about You Can See Everything is that Elizabeth Holmes and Nathan Fielder are Bugs Bunny, and they recognize that in one another. Billy also thinks he's bugs bunny but he's really elmer fudd. and he just let bugs bunny make a documentary of him
elizabeth’s holmes’ husband did this interview YESTERDAY and it’s frying me
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He’s a Jar with heavy lid A pop-quiz kid
derek jarman working on the set designs for the devils (1971)
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buy yourself 4 books and an ice cream #BuyYourself4BooksAndAnIceCream
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"It's over" "We're back"
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Saying “oh biiig stretch” to my 37 y/o buddy who sleeps on my couch
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Got drunk and made this
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It’s not utopian It’s not dystopian It’s all about imagining someone wearing a really cool jacket
Having long been aware of those tech bros who read my work as utopian porn, where they’ve taken that doesn’t exactly surprise me.
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Biddy Blas: "Well, Well, Well, Not So Easy to Find a Podracer Who Doesn't Suck Shit, Huh?"
Me: my homie over there, Biddy Blas, thinks you’re cute My homie Biddy Blas:
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the woman beneath the bridge, stood over a vaguely human effigy, repeatedly screaming ‘THORNS! THORNS! THORNS!’ is my emergency contact
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