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Writer of words, photographer, marketeer, foodie. Passionate, articulate, cineliterate(ish). An ex-journo who loves to travel.

Derby, UK
Joined December 2009
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Sushi Saturday. 🍱🍣
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The Steamhouse Depot, Leamington Spa.
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Golden Delicious apples and iceberg lettuce seem related in some way. – at Derby, England
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A question for @RestIsFootball. Why doesn't @BBCMOTD show full-time whistle reactions on all games? With more added time & late goals than ever before, seeing the final whistle blown (and the player's reactions) seems more important and emotionally-telling than any kick-off.
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Hey @metalupyourcast. Can any of your esteemed followers help me out? Whenever I try to "join the Discord", I get hit with this message. Any idea what I'm doing wrong? Does this server no longer exist? As James so iconically yells at the end of One..."Oh, please God, help me!"
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Ian Bristow retweeted
In DerbyCC's budget consultation, they're looking to cut funding for all 10 community libraries across the city. The libraries are so important for families, children, people who need Internet access, or just a warm space. They hold events, workspaces and much more. (Cont...)
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Wonderful to see and read this thread. Thank you @caitlinmoran 🙏🏼 – at Derby, England
Half an hour ago, I asked for people to share their FAVOURITE traits about masculinity, and, I have to say, my timeline is now a very beautiful and sadly rare celebration of men, and boys.
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As I recall from my school days, -3 degrees and frozen solid soil is the perfect weather for “cross country” (done in flimsy nylon football shorts and shirt + studded boots). No gloves or any sort of additional ‘nancy boy’ clothing allowed. – at Derby, England
Spending the first 7 minutes of each working day trying to connect to @CostaCoffee’s WiFi is now just an accepted part of my daily routine. – at Derby, England
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Bone-chillingly good. Will definitely be giving it a rewatch over Christmas. – at Derby, England
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When I was 10 years old, my dream job would have been editing snooker “funnies” to a soundtrack of The Entertainer. And I’m not sure too much has changed. – at Derby, England
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Thank you to all the #dcfcfans who retweeted and shared over the weekend. We're a little late announcing our winner...but we'll let you know by midday today (promise). Thanks again! Super Rams Art xx super-rams.art/
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😍 – at Derby, England
Delighted to say that our Derby County 'Heritage' Fine Art Print is now available to buy. #dcfc #dcfcfans super-rams.art/products/derb…
Is it just me, or is there a striking resemblance between Carmen in @TheBearFX and Linguini from #ratatouille? Pure coincidence, I’m sure… 👀 – at Derby, England
The rise of the Ians. Be afraid. – at Derby, England
Ian has risen up the baby names list in England and Wales. Now the 551th most popular name, up from 598th last year 📈 #ianandiainnews #babynames #ian #iannews #leastpopularnames #leastfavouritensmes #mostpopularnames
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If the word Orwellian relates to Orwell, and Dickensian to Dickens, how does it work with Ian? “Ianian” hardly rolls off the tongue. @IanAndIainNews 👀 – at Derby, England
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“Daddy, is God rich?” All and any help welcome here. – at Derby, England