the life of a writer girl ✨

go out? the night before halloween? nope, I made pot roast and corpse bride is on 🙂‍↕️

I have to wait until Monday to get paid 🥴

google is free!!!

this didn’t surprise me in the least. I don’t care what the context is.

my coworker was gushing over this man she was on a call with this morning and went “I am married. I need to calm down” I said, “I’m not. let me see” 🤣

hope the chiefs lose every remaining game for this nonsense. we KNOW why the Ravens released this motherfucker

I might be insane but I’m not part of the literacy crisis 💃🏼

my mom brought up her lack of grandkids again. she needs to lower her expectations for me drastically because I haven’t even been on a date since 2019 🤣

I stand by who I was nearly six years ago

y’all are so annoying for the performative outrage over this tweet.

you seem pretty sad for a girl so in love with october

today marks four years since I stayed up until 5 am listening to midnights and passed my qualifying exam for my PhD just four hours later AND two years of living in Dallas. what a crazy timeline

my mom: “I hope you didn’t vote for the democrats” me: *going to the gayborhood to vote straight blue*

first of all, I can’t even vote in Ohio. second, the PEOPLE voted to codify reproductive rights, including abortion, in the state constitution in 2023.

my fyp hates me showing me multiple videos of men holding books at b&n for their girlfriend. what’s it like to be the chosen ones???

skyline chili is diabolical but I don’t claim cincinnati anyway. lived in ohio for 27 years and near cincinnati for nine and not once did I eat that tomfoolery.

I know reading comprehension is difficult and there is a literacy crisis but last I checked, “do not meant substitute” meant “do not replace with a different item”

spooky pizza and movie date night keeps popping up on my fyp. don’t tempt me with a good time

I need to go for a walk to relieve some stress. ya know, one where it smells like books, there’s a coffee in my hand, and no one telling me I have enough books to read

it’s the way I was going to log off early today because I have 11 hours of OT (I am exempt), but here I am making decisions on behalf of my manager because she took the afternoon off 🙃