George McCanne

New Year, new me. @robdyrdek @chanelwestcoast @SteeloBrim @Ridiculousness @MTV #FunDust

#RodneyHarrison I hope #UmbrellaHand catches on.

Haha. He’s still not holding it and NBC called him out. And he can’t stop looking at himself on the monitor. @Rodney_Harrison you’re a conceded assh*le. #UmbrellaHand @NBCSports

@Rodney_Harrison you seriously can’t hold your own umbrella? What a fucking prick. #PatriotsNation #SundayNightFootball #TomBrady

Who’s playing who in your Lifetime channel biography? @CourteneyCox @JaredLeto #EightiesCNN

@rodstewart looking sexy as fuck. #FinalFour @MileyCyrus #MileyCyrus

@TonyGonzalez88 I see you. Got left hanging with his high five in the air. Looked like Steve Young at a 2 Live Crew Concert. @JayGlazer @NFL @NFLonFOX

@KPCC if the @LACoSheriff is having a “hard time identifying” the officers who purposely damaged @josie_huang cell phone, let me help you guys out. @ABC7 @NPR

@RobSchneider @TheSlyStallone I watched #DemolitionMan last night. You guys foretold the Corona pandemic with your Zoom conference calls, toilet paper shortage and your alternative no touch handshakes. #corona

@andrewrsorkin Eye have money. #nightmares