@brokencoconuts

First Draft of Email: "Please fuck all the way off." Email Sent: "I apologize for any confusion." | #RingTheBell

Joined June 2014
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I don’t care. I want him back. I WANT HIM BACK.
Phillies Tailgate
@PhilsTailgate31 Oct 2025
October 3, 2023. Rhys Hoskins throws out the first pitch at Citizens Bank Park!
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Amazon is pisssssssing me off. Their own promotions aren't applying in my cart and I'm about to throw everything out a window.
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I had these little dessert dolls growing up that were scented. A body spray I just got from VS smells EXACTLY like one of them.
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My garbage can is gross and 8 years old. Could I probably deep scrub it? Sure. Will I? No. Apparently I’d rather spend another $50 to replace it than clean it. Super solid financial decision, I know. This on top of the $600 I just spent to replace my dishwasher that decided to die this weekend. Clearly, I’m treating money like it grows on trees today. Which it doesn’t, I checked. Fuck it. What else can I buy?
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Help. I have decision paralysis and don’t know what food to go get myself for dinner. It’s been an hour 😩😩😩😩
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I work for a major hospital. I have employer provided health insurance. Tell me why I still have to pay an obscene amount of money for an ER visit at my own hospital?!
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😂😂😂
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THE EVIL HAS BEEN DEFEATED!!!!
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God damnit Brewers. You literally have ONE job right now!
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First time in over 15 years of selling on ebay, I discovered I shipped the wrong item. I am so mad at myself.
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LONG GONE?!?! Is this heaven?! I can't believe my eyes!
Phillies Nation
@PhilliesNationOct 14
The Phillies are moving on from hitting coach Kevin Long and infield coach Bobby Dickerson, per NBC Sports Philadelphia's Jim Salisbury.
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Shipped something bought on Vinted to CA... @USPS decided to send it on a detour to Puerto Rico?!
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Bryson Stott getting screwed yet again.
Luke Arcaini
@ArcainiLukeOct 14
No Phillie has been named as a Gold Glove finalist.
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This is not good. This is, in fact, bad. WHAT are we doing here?!
Philadelphia Phillies
@PhilliesOct 14
The Phillies have signed Don Mattingly to a two-year contract for the 2027 and 2028 seasons
Graphic. Signed Don Mattingly - Manager

ALT Graphic. Signed Don Mattingly - Manager

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Phillies Tailgate
@PhilsTailgateOct 14
October 14, 2022. The Rhys Hoskins Bat Spike.
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Uh oh. Guys. I think I’m sick. 😩😩😩
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Emily Cooper@emmcooper42Oct 10
On this #WorldMentalHealthDay - I’m so proud of you. For getting out of bed most days. For trying when you didn’t feel like it. For doing it scared when you thought you couldn’t. I hope that life gets better for you, & I hope that you know how loved you are. 🧡
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Right behind where the players come out of the dugout. Best seats ever. Incredible photo ops lol.
BaseballHistoryNut
@nut_historyOct 5
What’s the closest you’ve sat to the actual field during a Major League Baseball game?
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I think the madness has finally stopped! PHEW!
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Oooh got my first “you belong in the kitchen” comment! 😂 I love so hard how these idiots are outing themselves as deplorable people with so little effort. Again, points for at least getting my gender correct. The early bashing attempts definitely thought I was a guy somehow.
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