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I honestly think this is Dwayne Johnson’s best movie.
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get out of your comfort zone 💯 and into your cumfart zone 😩
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happy palm springs day 🌴
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If Meghan trainor can have a comeback why can’t Cher Lloyd?
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Am I just imagining a super erotic ad of Robert Pattinson for some fragrance or did that really happen
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I fking hate caffeine it is so not for me
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.@wearewatcher, y'all didn't bring any ghosts with you to the studio... right?
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REX ORANGE COUNTY WTF
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another day of being a girlboss
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Rickon could’ve at least zigzagged around a little bit
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it’s funny how sometimes you don’t know how much you have in common with others and then ned fulmer cheats on his wife and you find out everyone you follow has had a try guys and/or buzzfeed phase.
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Harry’s vocals in night changes Chills literal chills
omfg I was just about to tweet Pedro pascal in GoT 🫦 but then he got his skull crushed by some dudes hands
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Just found out I’ve been dropping the wrong shoulder while hitting w a driver ⚰️
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Lowkey wish I was a runner Runners are cool
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Jon and Robb are supposed to be 16 at the beginning of the show 😧
Cant believe I used to tweet like I cared about football for some dude who never noticed me
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Imma start telling guys “I know a spot” and then drop them off at a therapist
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