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Jose Dada Bhau Mourinho retweeted
Replying to @bronchomon
The problem is not the mediocrity itself. The problem is that instead of efforts to rise up out of mediocrity the population and gubmint wallow delightedly in it like a 🐖 in a pond full of shit
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Jose Dada Bhau Mourinho retweeted
Replying to @bronchomon
Everything that's fucked in India can be laid at the feet of the supremely incompetent and venal municipality governance systems. Sadly I think the window to do something about it has closed. The chors and dehaat denizens have the country by the balls and have near snipped them.
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Jose Dada Bhau Mourinho retweeted
Help us. We are facing a severe shortage of blood and blood products at @TataMemorial Please come forward to donate blood. If anybody your housing societies can arrange larger blood donation camps, we can organize them on site. Please DM me if this is possible, and help amplify this call. Your selfless gesture can help us continue services as usual at the hospital. Grateful for your help
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Can’t really grasp how the Janata Party changed the climate pattern of India
Daily reminder that Iran is what India would be had the Janata Party and Mandal-Kamandal sabotage not set the nation back.
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If you are talking about cleanliness then fine but if you are talking about the weather and foliage then you flunked geography. Only Kashmir Valley has a climate similar to Tehran
Not even one Indian city is like this.
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Salah > Neymar and Hazard Modric should have won the 2017 BDR and Ronaldo in 2018 Courtois is the GOAT Keeper Mbappe > R9 Ronaldo and Jose Mourinho took lot of Ls for muh challenges than staying in comfort zones in the later part of career
Every football fan should have Mirinda Strawberry opinions, you can’t always have the safe/objective take on every topic. My Mirinda Strawberry opinion is that Payet is the best no10 I’ve seen in the PL, but I have more but I can’t say all of them at once but I have more
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Jose Dada Bhau Mourinho retweeted
Replying to @vardhan_som
They're targeting the insta goycattle section who think having grindr makes pappu pm material and modi is anpadh coz his voters go out on kanwar. Thankfully a small and irrelevant section
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Jose Dada Bhau Mourinho retweeted
Our first essay. In 2006 the Delimitation Commission rejected every Shiv Sena objection to its draft, then adopted a plan for Pune’s four Lok Sabha seats sent by three men on the ruling side (NCP-INC Alliance). By @4point2KILOyear Art By Preksha Jain boundaries.in/essays/pawar-b…
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Matt Henry demolishing Indian top order
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India has one of the shortest and cheapest pathways among the world
Replying to @anandita_doctor
Yes ..5.5 year is too long , in the young age where we should be having fun, living life and exploring the world..instead we are always stressed about next big exam .
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Bc people have no issues with tatti private medical colleges where people with 5-6 lakh rank in NEET UG study, where external examiners are bribed/threatened to pass students, fake faculties are called during audits but have issue with IIT starting medical education
Bhgwan hi jane kya ho rha h
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The leftist citation loop Meanwhile Rig Veda 1.164.27 हिङ्कृण्वती वसुपत्नी वसूनां वत्समिच्छन्ती मनसाभ्यागात् । दुहामश्विभ्यां पयो अघ्न्येयं सा वर्धतां महते सौभगाय ॥ Aghnya means Cattle is not to be slained
4) Brahmins weren’t always vegetarians! They ate beef in what they consider the golden period of their religion: Vedic period. Rigveda states it was very prevalent for a cow sacrifice and beef to be offered as one of the forms of dakshina whenever Brahmins arrived as guests.
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United fans should hate Ronaldo who scored in the last UCL final and dickride the player who never played for them while scoring in both UCL finals against them. Relegation isn’t fun, them being a meme in PL every season is the real fun
Replying to @TJayyyy_1 @Kalim7ii
Cause it's either you accept the truth or keep living in a deluded world. When will you grow up? Like genuinely? All that for CR7? Seriously? The dude left United for his own glory, he wasn't even loyal
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Jose Dada Bhau Mourinho retweeted
Liver Doc failed Twice in maths apparently.
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What if Cristiano listened to doctors advice and skipped the 2014 WC
2014 being shit is a gimmick. Had a nothing burger role player performance playing with 10 men vs Germany. Then went onto to be better vs USA and Ghana. People see him getting grouped and having BCMs (elite shooting, shot stopping was just crazy) and think it’s a stinker
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We are friends, if you know the context of this meme
WE'RE FREEEEEE FROM HARDIK PANDYA ENJOYYYYYYY MUMBAI INDIANS FANSSSSSSSSSS
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There is a Malayali Muslim scum named TV Raziman who was moderator on Quora and used to suspend RW accounts. Quora became a shithole due to NEETards and likes of this Kantha and Warrier
That Kanthaswamy Balasubramaniam guy is so shady He billions of views on Quora. He used to dehumanize Indians every day. He used to answer 50 questions every day which no normal person can do. And Quora suspended his account for being part of a "coordinated political group". ++
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R9 played for Inter, Milan, Real and Barca You are talking as if he played for Celta Vigo and Cagliari
Replying to @_JefFCB
If you're in a giant team and you know how to camp well in the box you can spam goals and win a Ballon d'Or if the team performances are also excellent.
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Collecting reports: even if a hospital has 200 wards, 3 computer plus printers per ward @ 1.1 lakh per system costs appx 7Cr cost. Govt is chindi bhikari to not have HIS in every hospital
The skill of putting in a cannula, taking samples etc are priceless especially for a paediatrician. As a trainee doctor, I would know / learn how to take blood samples, collate reports, write discharge summaries, document patient records, push patient trolley, change oxygen cylinders, handle hazardous spill and so on. Interns are not just doing these tasks mindlessly: they see how things are done, how disease evolves, how patients respond, how complex scenarios are managed. These and more skills are what you learn, and that’s a luxury without having to take the entire responsibility of the patient on yourself (which you will go on to do as a consultant). Some handle 👇 with prefix suffix, profile description - all about being a doctor and a paediatrician! Sigh! #MedTwitter
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Internship mein patient ki trolley ko dhakka marne mein aur PG ka chai ka order lane ka maza
Replying to @FoolzWizdom
I agree 💯 It’s only for a year, and it is literally the only year you’ll get to learn all these things. I personally enjoyed all of it!
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