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"I know now that we never get over great losses; we absorb them, and they carve us into different, often kinder, creatures." — Gail Caldwell

Joined April 2014
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If you smoke weed and run at Olympic speeds you deserve a medal before the fucking race begins.
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The anticipation for the opening date of VelociCoaster is so extreme that we can barely <churro> stand it! 😫
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Brooke Bertram retweeted
Apple automatically copying the verification code from messages is a TOP TIER feature
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Every time someone joins the UOAP family, a churro gets its cinnamon sugar dusting. 💕
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Having someone who can stay off their phone just to have a quality time with you is a big flex.
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Brooke Bertram retweeted
My wife makes 3x more than I do a month. You think I’m embarrassed? You think I’m hurt not being the breadwinner? Not one bit. I do the dishes like the good little husband I am.
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Brooke Bertram retweeted
I believe actions, not words.
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Brooke Bertram retweeted
go where ur loved. stay where it’s consistent. period
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A Day to Remember continues to know what’s going on in my head and make a song about it
“Guess who can still tweet motherfuc-”
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I don't want $600. I don't want $2,000. I want businesses open. I want people working. I want society back.
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Brooke Bertram retweeted
Target just be having shit, and I just be buying it
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Put sunscreen on my face this morning and thought, “@helloshylaa would be proud” this thought is about 10 years post dated but it made my heart happy
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For the first time in my life I’m holding onto a grudge and it feels awful. I don’t like this. How do you let goooooo
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Brooke Bertram retweeted
tell yourself that you are proud of yourself and then tell yourself why
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I am way too excited to be in my bed on a rainy night eating Chinese food
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