Brooke Bertram retweeted
If you smoke weed and run at Olympic speeds you deserve a medal before the fucking race begins.
Brooke Bertram retweeted
The anticipation for the opening date of VelociCoaster is so extreme that we can barely <churro> stand it! 😫
Brooke Bertram retweeted
Apple automatically copying the verification code from messages is a TOP TIER feature
Brooke Bertram retweeted
Every time someone joins the UOAP family, a churro gets its cinnamon sugar dusting. 💕
Brooke Bertram retweeted
Having someone who can stay off their phone just to have a quality time with you is a big flex.
Brooke Bertram retweeted
My wife makes 3x more than I do a month. You think I’m embarrassed? You think I’m hurt not being the breadwinner? Not one bit. I do the dishes like the good little husband I am.
Brooke Bertram retweeted
I don't want $600.
I don't want $2,000.
I want businesses open. I want people working. I want society back.
Put sunscreen on my face this morning and thought, “@helloshylaa would be proud” this thought is about 10 years post dated but it made my heart happy
For the first time in my life I’m holding onto a grudge and it feels awful. I don’t like this. How do you let goooooo













