@brs

I like to do stuff. Also, snowshoeing, kayaking, coffee, beer.

 Madison, WI
Joined July 2006
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Hope for 2021:
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Verde Pacheco@jdtitan4 Nov 2020
The only way Trump gets to 270 now is if he loses 50 lbs
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Marques Brownlee
@MKBHD16 Oct 2020
Giving away 5 of these Note 8s to random people who RT this tweet over the next 24 hours. Good luck!
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Jim Gaffigan
@JimGaffigan7 Oct 2020
Brilliant. Congrats @JKCorden
James Corden
@JKCorden7 Oct 2020
Here is the opening of tonight’s show. x

Trump: "Maybe I'm Immune" - Paul McCartney Parody

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Mark Hamill
@MarkHamill30 Sep 2020
That debate was the worst thing I've ever seen & I was in The Star Wars Holiday Special.
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Hey guys, wanna feel old? I'm 40. You're welcome.
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Dan Rather
@DanRather21 Aug 2020
New favorite state motto: Wisconsin! Forward. Indeed.
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ryan g dance@sixfoot629 Jul 2020
the savage content america needs
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Breaking: Google will keep its employees home until July 2021, people familiar with the matter said, making it the first major U.S. corporation to formalize such an extended timetable in the face of the coronavirus pandemic on.wsj.com/39x8CYh
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Jack Salzwedel@AmFamJack27 May 2020
I’m privileged. I have a voice. I want to use it for good. What’s happened (again!) in places like MPS, NYC, GA is simply wrong. I hear the concern, anger, disillusionment from leaders of all colors. Q: Shouldn’t we all be angry? #icantbreathe
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SpaceX
@SpaceX27 May 2020
Targeting 4:33 p.m. EDT today for Falcon 9’s launch of Crew Dragon with @NASA astronauts on board. Teams are closely monitoring launch and downrange weather → spacex.com/launches
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Knight Rider - had quite a few requests for this one and no wonder because it's a total banger
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But my emails. xitter.cf/kyledcheney/status/100…
Kyle Cheney
@kyledcheney14 Jun 2018
IG found that on numerous occasions, COMEY used a personal GMail account to conduct official FBI business, according to source briefed on the report.
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Dan Cederholm@simplebits12 Jun 2018
This is the best thing in the history of bests and things. Hope in the form of an 8 year old absolutely crushing it and channeling Bonham from the cosmos. vimeo.com/263985244
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Cyclists treated to bacon along bike path #News3 channel3000.com/news/cyclist…
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NYT Wirecutter
@wirecutter30 May 2018
After 20+ hours spent researching and testing Keurig machines, we recommend that you buy literally any other coffee setup before you buy a Keurig. wrctr.co/2H1pHd7
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Gabe Habash@gabehabash24 May 2018
Good afternoon here are bobcats who like to be on cactuses
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Minivan@my_minivan_life17 May 2018
Can’t wait to watch my 5th grader’s Elementary School promotion through the iPhone screen of the asshole in front of me.
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The Onion
@TheOnion17 May 2018
"It’s like he just vanished into thin air. He could be absolutely anywhere!" xitter.cf/TheOnion/status/996816…
The Onion
@TheOnion16 May 2018
NSA Scrambling To Reestablish Whereabouts Of Man Who Covered Laptop Camera With Tape trib.al/AUmAfaq
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The Onion
@TheOnion17 May 2018
Waters Tested As 12-Year-Old Says ‘Shit’ In Front Of Mom For First Time trib.al/asT2ipt
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