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Dean [offical]

@brundage

Unscrambler of Eggs. A young person's idea of an old person and an old person's idea of a young person all at once. He/him

 Bryan, TX
blog.deanandadie.net/
Joined November 2007
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I fucking � unicode.
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@AdamMoline16 Oct 2024
Replying to @RogueWPA
If men were supposed to see therapists, there would be exclamation points floating over them
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Floor press under the ceiling of scrotums.
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Mom feeding the dogs heaping spoonfuls of yogurt out of her bowl.
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Captain Hook came over to get a spoonful but he switched places with Tick Tock but Mom didn’t notice so Tick Tock got two helpings. 🐶
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Michael Irving@MikeIrvo30 Jan 2024
The audio log you find in a trashed office in a sci-fi horror game:
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George Mack
@george__mack7 Aug 2024
Steve Jobs email he sent himself 13 months before he died. Whenever I re-read this, I regret waiting so long to have read it again.
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Alexa order eye bleach
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Adolphe Sax, inventor of the Saxophone, despised by God
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Dancing to The Monkey Song after midnight.
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“I keep thinking there’s something about tomatoes that I like but I can’t find anything.”
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"I just put on some clothes and it turned out to be this."
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Two showers this week.
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CrowdStrike effectively bricked windows, Mac and Linux today. Windows machines won’t boot, and Mac and Linux work is abandoned because all their users are on twitter making memes. Incredible work.
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Mom, giggling in the bathroom.
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nixCraft 🐧@nixcraft28 Jun 2024
Modern problems require modern solutions 😂
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It's been on my watch list forever. Maybe I'll queue it up later, cause it's cycling season and I'm only half way through the Giro.
Jane Coaston 🏔️ (@janecoaston) profile pictureJane Coaston 🏔️
@janecoaston10 Jun 2024
I’d been reticent to watch the Lance Armstrong 30 for 30 but it’s excellent so far. Recommend.
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Inject me with cuttlefish dna so I can make my skin shimmer.
Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) profile pictureMassimo
@Rainmaker19736 Jun 2024
Australian giant cuttlefish [📹 amykristinepsychicmedium]
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i'm a sensei of nonsense. a nonsensei.
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