
he/him. writer of words. CEO of TGIF BROS. winner of the ‘Archie Palmer Best Tweet’ award. #HereWeGo #LetsGoPens #LetsGoBucs #ThunderUp #BringBackPluto
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can i just go on ONE date with someone who wants a relationship. here i am again hurt after spending weeks talking to someone, going on a date, planning another, and being told no interest in relationships atm.
and look, it’s totally fine they feel that way. i get it! i just feel like i have the worst luck. i get so excited bc in my head, “oh it’s a date, clearly a date implies testing for relationship compatibility” but then i find out they don’t want commitment rn
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I’m normally very anti-shaming in every scenario. I think you can accomplish so much more with compassion and understanding. With that said:
If you’re in the US and able to but you do not vote today, you are letting yourself and everyone you care about down.
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Russell Westbrook learning his jersey is being retired by OKC is the best thing you’ll see all day.
(via @SuaveCEO_, h/t @Fullcourtpass)
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Welcome to Twilight Town Mall. We look forward to seeing you.
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Worst part of the Halloween season by far is putting the fentanyl and razor blades in the Snickers. It's so much work and I feel like the kids never even notice anyway. Not sure I'll even bother this year.
couldn’t sleep but ok to play nfl football? yea they need investigated ASAP
#Eagles QB Jalen Hurts, who is out for the season after several blood clots were revealed in his lungs, has been undergoing tests for days.
Before the London game, Hurts was in the hospital until 4 am and did not sleep because sleep was a risk. He played without having slept.
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just drove my chevy all the way to the levy. you’re not gonna fucking believe this.
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Elon Musk flips a vehicle upside down and everyone claps and cheers. But when Tiger Woods does it, suddenly everyone wants to take away his driver’s license and prescription painkillers
i seem to have an innate ability to always tune into the hockey game right when the period ends leading me to get bored during the intermission and then never watching the game























