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❗️NEW ACCOUNT RULES ❗️ trans = BLOCKED gay = BLOCKED queer = BLOCKED non-binary = BLOCKED genderfluid = BLOCKED bigender = BLOCKED bisexual = BLOCKED pansexual = BLOCKED asexual = BLOCKED Brian Henson = 𝒅𝒎 𝒎𝒆..
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🚨 Official: 🚨 Donald Trump reports on Midterm election results, compares them to "Code Rot" and "Pibby Glitches". (Via NBC)
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LIVE! LONELY TITTY STREAMER STREAMS OCARINA OF TIME TO IMPRESS POTENTIAL LOVERS twitch.tv/Con0rrrr
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How Brian Henson would respond if you asked him what his pronouns are "My pronouns are Brian He/himnson, thanks for asking!"
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They should make a legacy sequel Almost Famous mint mobile tv advertisement where an adult William played by Patrick Fugit calls Lester on the phone who is now played by an AI aged up Cooper Hoffman and he also uses his Mint Mobile™ service to call Penny aaall the way in Morocco
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And don’t forget the Ryan Reynolds self insert and make sure ALF shows up too
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when you reach in to check the shower temperature
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Hayden Christensen says he once got recognized by someone who was robbing his house. The burglar gave him his stuff back & apologized so Hayden let him have some clothes and a pair of shoes. (Source: thenerdwire.com/2026/10/30/h…)
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Happy Halloween! I just went out trick-or-treating in my Elmo costume and got a pink glow stick, an apple and lots of candy. and plus, the Jack Skellington jack-o'-lantern.
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Fucking larpers
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“Knock knock” “Who’s there” “It’s the police, ma’am. Your son has been code rotted. He’s a pibby glitch”
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And the name of the new console is … Wii U!
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I feel like people only care about Mario games because they're Mario If they weren’t Mario games and were instead, say, Mahjong games, I don’t think they would get as much discussion and sales.
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I say let them have the muppets just let Walmart own the muppets
Walmart CMO William White views The Muppets as carrying broad consumer appeal and fresh relevance following a TV special featuring Sabrina Carpenter and their cameo at the World Cup final halftime show. (marketingdive.com/news/walma…)
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People who knew what it was: 1 People who googled it: 2 People who didn’t care about the 2000 hit film Almost Famous: 17
Dressing up as a niche character for Halloween is fun until you show up to the party and you have to explain to everyone what Almost Famous is
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Dressing up as a niche character for Halloween is fun until you show up to the party and you have to explain to everyone what Almost Famous is
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When you gotta lock in
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This game sucks
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