General Joshua Patrick Allen

Steve, a tiny dibbler at Perth Zoo, reportedly helped save his endangered species without ever becoming a father. Female dibblers prefer larger mates, and Steve was too small and apparently didn't smell appealing. Keepers used him as the first male females encountered during breeding trials. After meeting Steve, females found the next males more attractive and were more willing to mate. According to the zoo, Steve lived a long life as an unlikely conservation hero.

Make sure you bring up politics at Thanksgiving this year. It will save you a lot of money in Christmas gifts.

In my humble non-Navy opinion; the names Enterprise, Yorktown, Lexington, Saratoga, Hornet, Wasp, Ranger, and Independence should be in permanent rotation for the carriers.

Lamar Jackson's return from injury

Me watching Joe Brady calling plays in the first half

This is a reminder that 100 Grand is still the most underrated chocolate bar of all time. It should be in everyone’s top 5.

Also, pro tip if you want to leave a bucket of candy out there with a "Please take one only" sign. If you fill the bucket 1/3 full of sand first, it makes it both less likely and more hilarious if someone dumps the entire bucket into their bag.

Sweet dreams #sabrehood