she/her 🪸 23 🦦 dragon age, baldur’s gate, star wars, and other video games 🪲 i want the trust of every animal 🏳️🌈
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my new favorite joke to make is “i can’t believe james joyce predicted [anything that i can vaguely connect to something in finnegans wake]” because he predicted the atomic bomb (based on science that already existed). no one gets it except me but i laugh every time
all of the veilguard hate has motivated me to start another playthrough. give me an entire group of queer characters who talk about being queer and have hilarious conversations about squirrels and fashion and everything. i like havin fun
and as we know professors are legally required to speak in full academic language all the time. they can’t ever be fun or casual. nah i contain multitudes bitch. walt whitman
yeah i am the worst english professor in the entire world. they gave me a plaque and everything. it’s on my wall. you know my entire personality and actions just from these interactions, i have no complexities and there is no difference between my real life and my social media
yeah i’m an english professor. this isn’t an argument. i’m calling you a fucking idiot. that’s it. i know what i wrote and i stand by it
i love when characters just randomly appear and stride in. i feel like hawke would be the expert at doing that exact thing
he thought hawke would be safe at the inquisition
ONLY FOR THE INQUISITOR TO ASK HAWKE TO SACRIFICE THEMSELF
literally not what i said at all 💀💀 but also yeah i don’t give a fuck abt logical fallacies this isn’t an argument you’re just a dumbass
oh yeah for sure. his lines to cassandra after hawke arrives show how committed he was to keeping hawke safe. plus the line from nightmare about how varric is afraid of putting hawke in danger
