hey brother you got any Manwich in this house or what?

shoes off at your desk challenge #ShoesOffAtYourDeskChallenge

can i come over and shake a lot?

i have 19,763 unread emails

shoes off at your desk challenge #ShoesOffAtYourDeskChallenge

did the support notification not read my tweet? i said i can’t worry about it right now i gotta grind

lowkey i still feel like jumping directly into a moving train so my body gets turned into a fine mist but i have to work so i can’t really worry about that right now

had an interesting weekend

i got diagnosed with shaken adult syndrome

probably one of the greatest songs of all time open.spotify.com/track/0Q2b6…

fuck drain plugs

can i come over and make a grunting noise every time i move my body is a semi significant way?

i wish you could drown in the shower that’d be so cool 😃

i’m trying to overdose on vape tonight

turns out being sober fucking sucks dick and balls and nothing ever gets better and will never feel better

it’s “cry on your way home” saturday godspeed to all who celebrate