How do you rub suncream on a dog?!

Be careful out there. The mask mafia are still holding out.

Happy birthing people day tomorrow to those that can give birth. X 💐

Pathetic. 🇺🇦

Can't believe the utterly spineless money grabbing toads running FIFA. What the hell does a country need to do to get banned? 🇺🇦

If I had a truck I might be inclined to stick it on a ferry and have a mooch down Ottawa way.

Please continue to wear a mask if you are French or suffer from halitosis.

January. No wind, no sun, no rain. Power cuts and hosepipe bans ahead?

I've just realised my inexplicable smile when I see Joe Biden and Sajid Javid. Original Thunderbirds - what a series!

How pleased Scottish & Welsh hospitality must be to see themselves closed down just before xmas and opened up again just after new year.

The fact that South African doctors pioneered heart transplants seems to be irrelevant when discussing covid where, apparently, they don't know what they're talking about.

Fantasy league. Apt name. Ruined.

Exponential alright. Exponential hysteria.

Scepticism regarding covid policy has been treated akin to playing Brown Sugar.

What we know? It's flu. Worst affected area? Mainstream media.

Wouldn't you just know it, the booster is waning. 🤦