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coke zero
@bump_of_zero
dont worry drink aspartame
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coke zero
@bump_of_zero
Jun 26
I don’t even cum anymore just get hard and go on with my day
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@younotd3adass
Oct 25
I be walking around grey sweatpants no dick print my life terrible
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coke zero
@bump_of_zero
Oct 26
Looking to get some high elo groceries any tips?
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femcellord
@femcellord
Oct 24
No. You don't deserve to be fucked by my legendary penis.
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coke zero
@bump_of_zero
Oct 23
Horatio Magellan crunch invited me aboard the s.s guppy in 2009 and molested me.
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coke zero
@bump_of_zero
Oct 21
I’ve been kink shamed my whole life
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coke zero
@bump_of_zero
Oct 19
Her pussy white ppl tacos
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coke zero
@bump_of_zero
Oct 18
Joseph smith was a cuck rapist
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coke zero
@bump_of_zero
Oct 16
Tim Tebow stole my foreskin
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coke zero
@bump_of_zero
Oct 13
Queuing up overwatch is a form of self harm
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coke zero
@bump_of_zero
Sep 22
I just want to get my bolt cutters off the kitchen table bruh
Halloween: The Game
@HalloweenTVG
Sep 22
Patch 1.0.3 is now live, bringing a host of bug and crash fixes, balance adjustments, and gameplay improvements. Full patch notes here:
bit.ly/HTGPatch103
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coke zero
@bump_of_zero
Sep 21
I just met pat mcafee he’s latina
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coke zero
@bump_of_zero
Sep 21
Dudes wanna be called daddy with zero taxable income
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coke zero
@bump_of_zero
Sep 17
That first sleep after washing your bedding
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coke zero
@bump_of_zero
Sep 11
My girl wouldn’t need waterproof mascara bc I’d never make her cry
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coke zero
@bump_of_zero
Sep 10
When you’re opening a cellar and hear Michael’s heavy ass breathing
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bean smoothie™
@beansm00thie
Sep 9
getting head but i'm too autistic for eye contact so i gotta wear these mfs
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coke zero
@bump_of_zero
Sep 9
Trying to not piss everywhere after 5 Modelos
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coke zero
@bump_of_zero
Sep 9
Had burger for third day in a row
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coke zero
@bump_of_zero
Sep 9
Babe that’s just my friend who gives me boners I can’t block her
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coke zero
@bump_of_zero
Sep 8
Absolutely no life’d it this weekend
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