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lauren

@burnacctL

anonymous female, noticer of things & stuff

 United States
Joined April 2025
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JT@tallboythinlegsNov 8
having a touchtunes account is one of the first signs of alcoholism
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How it feels to be 29
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If you’re in line for your PPP loan to open a Somali daycare STAY IN LINE
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The openly gay, secretly Jewish are absolutely slaughtering the openly Jewish, secretly gay politicians in the US mid terms right now.
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This yellow sauce you see on the side is our zip sauce, it's like a rock sauce.
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He’s still here. He’s got a fan club. Including us.
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I just find him sooo cutie I wonder how many selfies he took before he decided on one he liked
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@Howlingmutant0Oct 6
An Irish peasant pretty accurate I guess
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Just sittin' here being all cute!
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Nail
@NailYourShoesAug 28
buddy dated an amputee one time, which is fine. you can do that. but then after they broke up he started dating another amputee
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joey@jobodujAug 21
i dont mind when a cat attacks me i trust their judgement
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Dorian@dorian_2xAug 20
me in 5th grade passing out the white boards and giving my opp the dirty one
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The Tires pilot from 2019 #shanegillis #tires
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maya@mayaviatwittaAug 18
it’s all corrupt girl
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sam@samcanmissAug 11
If ur socially retarded as a girl around girls they fcking kill u
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I like Andrew Wilson but how telling is it that only Turning Point feds and Zionist shills are on his side against Candace Owens. Charlie Kirk was killed by Israel. They want you to believe it was “da left” to keep you in a political binary with the illusion of choice.
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Kyle@KYLEWILDFERNAug 11
The cancellation of Zoey 101 made me pro abortion
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desire@adoredesireAug 9
you seem pretty lazy for a girl so worried about her future
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Pukicho@pukichoAug 9
You don't know hurt like I do. Bug bite. Weeaally itchy.
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≧∀≦@laeswrldAug 8
genuinely how i feel when people say i look like my dad
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