14 Thanksgivings ago. YouTube was a very different place. 🦃 youtu.be/5XWwlN50DHg?si=K45-…
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My class was a challenge for the substitute yesterday. Today, my sinuses are making my eyes watery. I had a very somber, slow talk with them this morning about their behavior, as I dabbed my wet eyes. You gotta use whatever tools we’re given. They are perfect today. 😎
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I usually wear a zip hoodie or a cardigan, today was warm.
My students were shook.
I even got a “You look like an average white guy.”
The only thing that saved me were my coffee mug patterned socks.
I’ve set a high bar, accessories wise, and it hasn’t gone unnoticed.
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I thought P\T conferences were a success because I didn’t get yelled at.
When entering the classroom each day, teachers willfully submit to the possibility of taking a bullet. We plan for where to hide the kids, make shades for the little window in the classroom door. #teaching
Since becoming a fourth grade teacher, my social media accounts have been neglected. But, yo, my @ClassDojo is pop’n!
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I’m an elementary teacher again. How’s fourth grade going?
*reviews writing expectations, gives instructions*
Me: “Any questions?”
Student: *hand raised patiently*
Me: “Yes?”
Student: “My dog suffers from depression.”
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I think I can speak for the other members of my grunge skater punk band ‘Plaid Sofa’ when I say, “I could’ve done without that, John.”
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We spent a decent chunk of money for my son to be in this soccer league. Judging by his hustle, his purpose in signing up was just to watch some soccer games up really close.
When I think about the possibility of a global economic catastrophe, I mostly fixate on what I might have to do for coffee.
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This is how you snow day! The development of my ‘White Guy Chicken Curry Ramen’ is coming along nicely! @ozarkbeer Ozark Lager is the perfect compliment.
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