I am about to have an all-time Dad crash out. I can’t find shit in this motherfucking. Goddamn Motherfucking Place God fucking damn I can’t find Jack shit what the fuck man fuck off voice to text. Don’t give a fuck.
I know this is such a generic statement but you truly never know what the fuck you are gonna see on the internet each and every time you scroll to the next thing
They are trying to keep Wake Forest out of the playoffs and yet again another major political event like an election just happens to pop up to distract people from what’s really going on. Open your eyes sheeple!!
Vote blue! Yeah okay now I’m buying bunk beds to put in my guest room for two illegal immigrants from Mexico named Raul and Javier and I have to take my son to mandatory gender reassignment surgery performed by a Syrian refugee. Thanks!
My goal this week is to fix ncaa conference alignment. I will be spending the next five (5) days creating the perfect conferences for all division 1 programs
Grandparents calling each other by their grandparent name cracks me up for some reason. Especially when there’s no grandkids around
New Year’s resolution: this year I will enjoy watching ball when it is on, I will not stress about missing games. Speaking it into existence
Caleb Williams ball, Don Williams record spinning, a little bit of marijuana. A white boy is doing alright on a Monday night
