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student of the internet

Austin, TX
Joined November 2011
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Magic Spoon copy never misses (cc @nevmed)
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Me: “hey Alexa, what’s the weather like in Austin today?” Alexa: “56 with cloudy skies, should get up to 66. By the way, did you know that you can also buy pillows, tools, and yugioh cards on Amazon? Just say ‘notify me’ to auto-purchase monthly hammers.”
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“That which can be destroyed by the truth, should be”
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This is a man who’s put in A LOT of reps to make it so smooth
John Mayer improvising a song live is the most incredible thing you’ll see today:
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Spotted in Austin. @MrBallen is everywhere now 👀
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MrBallen’s media company is partnering with Amazon Music. This is a huge deal, as it sets a new precedent for how content creators can evolve their brands toward traditional media. Very exciting - congrats @MrBallen, Nick, and the team!!
Special announcement!!! Go to youtu.be/6_XNvyMntqI to view it (and use this tweet for the giveaway, see details 👇) Comment with #MrBallenGiveaway to claim a MrBallen T-Shirt bit.ly/MrBT-s FCFS while supplies last. No Purch Nec 50 U.S.,18+ Ends 10/4/22
Evolution of children’s care… High school: babysitter Undergrad: camp counselor Master’s: nanny PhD: au pair
Just had my first community guidelines violation on TikTok. I’ve heard creators complain about the ambiguity and now I get it. The video in question:
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I thought he was actually sick until I saw this. Can’t wait to see what this campaign evolves into.
[THREAD 1/4] We’ve seen your messages today - the outpouring of love over the past few hours means more to us than you’ll ever know. Transparently, it has been a very hard past two months, but our community is so strong. It’s the strongest community in the world. While our
Love him or hate him, he’s so good at this game. Endearing self-deprecation and lol’ing at a competitor in one fell stroke
Protect your physical and mental health at all costs. No amount of money or clout is worth sacrificing your well-being over the long-term.
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McDonald’s should replace Ronald McDonald with @RyanTrahan
I will go to my grave without ever memorizing how many days are in each month
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The New York subway system undefeated in people watching
My mom being a guidance counselor has proven to be a great life hack for me.
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12:40am at RDU International. We’ve waited 25 minutes for baggage claim. A very few people grasp the concept of “it is what it is.” Most do not. They’re easy to spot. They’re the obnoxious ones.
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