Bybs

This aunty that used to be scared when I turn on the blender now covers her ears and gives me the ‘can you hurry up’ look.

2024. Year of receipts.

Be like I don over talk o.

I tell you!

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

Overall best in cuteness. Zero competition. Zilch. 🥰

You’ll use all your energy to iron cloth, only for one unfortunate fellow to be asking you if there was no light overnight

You’d be shading and judging a woman for being a baby mama(babies mama acshli as per 2 kids) asper assistant Jesus but only you can’t see the kids are splitting images of your husben.

I bought the 200g M&M that I said I’ll use to do midnight snack for the whole week poco a poco.... Omo