Accidentally spilled cum on my controller lol 😭 I had to take it all apart and clean the cum out of my A and B button cavities, took like 20 minutes and now I don't even care about cleaning all the cum off the front Never let cum dry out for 2+ hours or else it turns into glue

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Ultra · Aug 19, 2026 · 6:49 PM UTC

Ultra@byeUltraaAug 19

be careful guys

D-AIR CAPITAL ✨ AUG 29, 2026@DownAirCapitalAug 19

Keeping the Lylat System safe and your bracket a nightmare. 🦊 Wichita welcomes Colorado's @byeUltraa to D-AIR CAPITAL! ✨️ 📅 Saturday, August 29 📍 Wichita State University ⬇️ Registration below!

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Ultra · Aug 18, 2026 · 6:48 AM UTC

Ultra@byeUltraaAug 18

top new best things

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Ultra · Aug 11, 2026 · 9:54 PM UTC

Ultra@byeUltraaAug 11

im going to explode

parry.gg

@parryggAug 11

He's just getting started @byeUltraa

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Ultra · Aug 9, 2026 · 6:17 PM UTC

Ultra@byeUltraaAug 9

moky and aklo can sniff it. Jk ggs

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Ultra · Aug 9, 2026 · 1:38 AM UTC

Ultra@byeUltraaAug 9

thank you to all my lovers. Top 16 tomorrow

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Ultra · Aug 5, 2026 · 4:16 AM UTC

Ultra@byeUltraaAug 5

im in a car barreling off the cliff and the doors are locked

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Ultra · Aug 4, 2026 · 10:32 PM UTC

Ultra@byeUltraaAug 4

probably the worst skill to ranking ratio in the history of the game

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parry.gg · Aug 4, 2026 · 8:41 PM UTC

Ultra retweeted

parry.gg

@parryggAug 4

We couldn’t have made better sponsorship picks than these 3 cracked players. In their first ever SSBM ranking, Dial M and Ultra clock in at whopping 28 and 29. DarkGenex ice climbed his way from 60 to 23. Can’t wait to see what the rest of 2026 has in store. Congratulations from the whole parry.gg team. @DarkGenex @CO_DialM @byeUltraa

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