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Author of horror (‘SLASHER SAM’), blogger of joy (beer & travel). Check out my wicked new horror novel before you go offline... permanently 💀

New Zealand
Joined January 2011
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Daddy Day Beer - Episode 3 - Gender reveal party ideas open.substack.com/pub/daddyd… #fatherhood #podcast
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Epictetus reminds us that true power lies not in possessions or status, but in perspective. We cannot command fortune, but we can command ourselves... theancientadvisor.com/blogs/… #Stoicism #Philosophy
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Daddy Day Beer - Episode 2 - How to tell your parents you're pregnant open.substack.com/pub/daddyd…
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Seneca was basically the OG quote machine, blending hard truths with a wink of optimism. Read about his life, his death, and his legacy: theancientadvisor.com/blogs/… #Seneca #Philosophy #InspirationalQuotes
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I went to the Queen’s garden party when I was living in London, because us Kiwis had an annual ticket lottery or something, being that we're in the Commonwealth...
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Naturally, I couldn’t get very close to her, but I did eavesdrop on her chatting with someone. It wasn’t particularly thrilling, except to hear her talking in real life...
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Anyway, then the heavens opened up and it absolutely BUCKETED down with rain! Everyone trampled mud through Buckingham Palace in a mad panic to get out of the rain! It was such a surreal day. #RIPQueen
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I just came here to say that Never Say Die is a CRIMINALLY underrated Black Sabbath album 🤘
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Terrified Manly Sea Eagles flee field after light rain produces nearby rainbow
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😬 #DontLookUp in real life. 🥵
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me: when I was your age a paperclip named Clippy would help me write letters to my friends kid: sure grandpa let’s get u to bed
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hot people love scary movies
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Thoroughly outplayed. Well done, Ireland 👏 #NZLvIRE
1999 All Blacks > 2022 All Blacks? #NZLvIRE
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