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Jersey City, NJ
Joined February 2012
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"It's only ridiculous if you're looking for information". I'm so happy that big tech is sensible enough to not to replace search engines with AI. 🙃
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Grumble: it’s a combination of grindr and bumble (only men and the woman has to message first)
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michael - mr. tea retweeted
Looking for bands to play some upcoming dates in Jersey City (dates are open) 5 min walk from JSQ. All ages shows welcome. Email demos / socials / available dates etc to sicksicksickbooking at gmail dot com.
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“people only want to talk about me smearing a woman with dog shit, but what about her writing mean things about my dancing!”
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michael - mr. tea retweeted
I didn’t know #portfolioday was a thing but - bone, stone, and metals. Shop link in my bio 🦇
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I prefer to think of the fuck around/find out curve as exponential. Low levels of fucking around yield very little finding out until you hit an inflection point and the finding out goes almost vertical,
this is my favorite clip on the internet
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So the lesson of the day is don’t entomb your husband with his ex wife and then go ask to fish him out ten years later. – at Middletown, NJ
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It's amazing to me that after all this time, almost all media coverage of Telegram still refers to it as an "encrypted messenger." Telegram has a lot of compelling features, but in terms of privacy and data collection, there is no worse choice. Here's how it actually works: 1/
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michael - mr. tea retweeted
Mentally I am here
Fun little trick in the Sunday New York Times crossword yesterday: the central theme clue was "The better of two sci-fi franchises", and regardless of whether you put Star Wars or Star Trek, the crossing clues worked
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michael - mr. tea retweeted
knows how to pick em bf does NOT know how to pick em gf
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Mood
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Vegetal tenants, Toxteth, Liverpool
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Just had the NYC experience of having a specialist appt uptown and then accidentally finding myself in the Times Square area after, accosted by an off-brand Disney character billing themselves as Morkey Mouse
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michael - mr. tea retweeted
and you cannot even explain it to me. all you can do is trot out a list of half a dozen artists who extracted some decent cash from the early days of the hype bubble. and you watch every big corp and rich asshole jump on this and continue jacking off to how indie it is
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Image prediction: harmonica Confidence: 41.26%
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michael - mr. tea retweeted
a girl on tik tok just said “I would rather adjust my life to your absence, than adjust my boundaries to accommodate your disrespect” and I think that a lot of people need to take that and really engrave it into their soul.
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Replying to @mozilla
Hi, I'm sure that whoever runs this account has no idea who I am, but I founded @mozilla and I'm here to say fuck you and fuck this. Everyone involved in the project should be witheringly ashamed of this decision to partner with planet-incinerating Ponzi grifters.
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This is the most basic argument against crypto that I tell all the people who call me. The tech doesn't work, and the fundamental idea is ahistorical and flawed. Writing it down so I don't have to repeat myself all the time. The Case Against Crypto stephendiehl.com/blog/agains…
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