once scored six goals the same night ovechkin scored four, only one of us got trending on here
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The day that you realize that not only is the beer in American stronger (4.2% compared to Canadian 4.0) but also the bottles are larger (12oz [355ml] in the US compared to Canadian 341ml [11.5 oz]) .. that's when you know you're entire life has been a lie. God bless America 🇺🇸🇺🇸
GTA V is absolutely unplayable right now, after an hour & a half of fucking rain & annoying yellow filter the sun shows it's face for about 18 minutes & now it's pouring fucking rain with annoying ass yellow filter again. Fuck you Rockstar, weeks before GTA VI GTA V is unplayable
Hey @Dave_Eby, how do you spell your last name again?
Y-E-B, uh nope
B-E-Y, ah nope
B-Y-E, yeah ...
Bye Bye Bye
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Can't believe LSU went for it on 4th & goal (from 6) .. kick the chip shot field goal (now down 5), pray on an onside kick recovery & if successful a TD puts you in the lead
FYI I never played football but was screaming at my tv to go that route, the endzone pick proves me right
Hey @elonmusk, the @AIHL's CBR Brave desperately need a new home rink but after 11 years their incompetent local government has once again failed one of the league's best team the past decade. Please buy some land in Canberra and build them their new rink
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While you're at it @elonmusk, the @AIHL's @ADLAdrenaline are also really desperately in need of a new rink after their incompetent local government failed them two years ago so please buy some land in Adelaide and build a new arena there as well
There is zero way that the end of that game is not overturned because there is absolutely zero way that that scoreboard did not read all zeros before that first hail mary was touched. Michigan fan here, Western Michigan was robbed
Thank you @Orioles for fast forwarding my enthusiasm for @UMichFootball .. time to forget the orange and GO BLUE!
Week one and the season is over 🤦🏻♂️
Thanks for ruining my fall @UMichFootball
Auburn Baylor, absolutely incredible ending to a fantastic week one matchup. So glad that college football is back
Fun fact of the day: @MarkJCarney in a fucking retarded retard faggot. Fuck you @MarkJCarney you retarded retard faggot 🖕🏻🖕🏻
95 in Vegas right now and I'm literally freezing, and yet I'm supposed to go back to Edmonton and survive winter ... that imaginary line needs to be erased asap so I can enjoy life (not freezing) more than zero days a year. Fuck Canada, God bless the Mojave desert and the USA 🇺🇸
It blows my mind whenever Vegas/Phoenix locals complain about the summer desert heat, like you realize you can move, America has every type of climate for you to live ... try being a Albertan who hates the cold, loves extreme hate and just wants to live in a desert
WestJet going on strike, well congratulations Canadians, you've just walked yourselves into yet another occupation which will soon be 100% staffed by "temporary" foreign invaders 🤦🏻♂️
Breaking: Canadian dictator Crime Minister @MarkJCarney is a fucking useless piece of shit. Fuck you Mark 🖕🏻
Wow, ten table dealers standing around doing nothing at Linq (one dealing to two people) and only nine people playing slots, Vegas is fucking deading!... it's also 3:55am on a Wednesday but "Vegas is dead" propaganda is popular so yeah