Open to work

New York, NY
Joined September 2011
if you give me lucrative brand deal, i gain more social capital if i gain more social capital, i can better represent your brand if i better represent your brand, you can give me more lucrative brand deal flywheel
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I miss the community from CT in 2023 There I said it
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I’m ovulating who wants to became next weeks biggest regret?
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Kinda wanna watch You Can See Everything again. Kinda wanna give all my money to A24 so they can keep monopolizing good cinema again
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I know the type of lifestyle I have and expect for my children. Why would I date someone who made a deal of paying for a small bill? That would automatically make me question his ability to care for a family financially. Granted this is a date where we are both equally looking for a long term relationship. It’s not about the bill for food, it’s bigger than that.
splitting the bill is a major turn off for me when i moved to finland i noticed most people do it, sometimes even married couples i could never be with a man who asks me to split the bill should he pay or is splitting fine?
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Every single employee these days just stares. You ask for something and it’s like you can see them glitching and they’re like I don’t know if I can - let me check - I can’t do that. Astounds me
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Did the people who designed converse just assume all their consumers cross their legs? Why is the logo on the inside of the shoe?
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Gonna be a moat for Halloween so he can try to look for me harder
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and for the lady… perhaps a low-stress, high-paying, part-time, creative, WFH job?
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I prefer to keep it straight forward and pushing. Sometimes it may be taken the wrong way but honestly I hate the “nice guy” who drags on meeting after meeting wasting time to eventually fade out or say no. To me THATS more disrespectful than just being upfront and risking hurting someone’s feelings 🤷‍♀️
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About to have a winter apartment in Aspen 🤍🥂
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Genuinely, who is Ethan Klein?
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I got to yell "We are all Charlie Kirk" in a public theater while watching YCSE. 10/10 moment
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Marketing tech is so cute because why is it called a raspberry pie
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It was in this moment @nathanfielder decided … yEAH I’m going to show the world this guy has a small d*ck
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You Can See Everything was a psychological thriller btw
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We should be sending pretty girls more money. Keep hoeflation as high as possible to prevent the poor from breeding.
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Find your foid fall
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I didn’t expect You Can See Everything to actually be a love triangle fantasy where I am rooting for the one in prison
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I think AI apps should show you how much water you’ve used over the lifetime of your subscription in the top corner
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MVP most vulnerable player
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