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Joined April 2009
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I tried to quit smoking. I went to a guy who was, like, a hypnotist, you know? Put me under a spell. Every time I had a craving for a cigarette, I would throw up. Very embarrassing right after sex. (big laugh from the audience) Pretty hard to get that second date after that, you know? After you barf on 'em, women get real snobby all of a sudden.
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“Sam Kinison borrowed his style from Gene Wilder” hasn’t left my head since I heard it a couple of days ago, just fascinating
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Rewatching an old South Park. Pretty remarkable they had Isaac Hayes as a series regular for like a decade
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Tonight on Netflix
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This is the all-time best for me. Just insanely funny from start to finish
this will always go down as one of my favorite veep scenes of all time i know i post it all of the time but JLD’s delivery here is SO deliciously evil it’s incredible
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The faint “oh my God” in the background is killing me 😭
17 years ago today, Kanye West said this on national TV.
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why is one of the strokes wearing tommy's jacket
Druski! The Strokes! THIS SATURDAY!!!
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Well, I’m glad Bill Maher went out doing what he loved
California man, 97, dies at his own birthday party moments after dancing to Bee Gees' 'Stayin' Alive' trib.al/5DwKmb8
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still the craziest line i’ve ever heard
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they should've invented more emmy categories just so she could have a hundred
still the craziest line i’ve ever heard
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Ah, the classics…
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film twitter people move to los angeles and tweet things like “now watching ma (2019) in 70mm”
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not letting yall forget ashley’s season 51 run ever
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Conan O’brien was told he couldn’t book NORM MACDONALD anymore. He wrote back to the executive who gave the order. And what he said was a quiet act of rebellion inside NBC. In 1998, after Norm was fired from Saturday Night Live, NBC executive Don Ohlmeyer reportedly ordered Conan not to book him on Late Night. Conan had a complicated problem: Ohlmeyer had helped put him in the host’s chair. Ignoring the order meant pushing back against someone with real power over his show. But Conan wrote that Norm was his best guest and that booking him was part of doing his job. Ohlmeyer reportedly wrote back that he expected better from Conan. Conan stood his ground.
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more photos from the holiday ad ❤️🎄
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No one breaking is kind of crazy. Especially considering everyone broke in Granada that night.
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this is an elementary school!
Everybody posting their favourite Veep clips so here's mine
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The Devils (1971)
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