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Bush’s Baked Beaner

@calc_john

alma, vida y corazón

Joined August 2014
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Jackie Singh (@HackingButLegal) profile picture
Jackie Singh
@HackingButLegal10h
LA’s new Mayor Nithya Raman is a Harvard and MIT-educated public planner—and it shows ✨
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🎺 🐛 (@WikiOoc) profile picture
🎺 🐛@WikiOoc22h
I got hired at work to remember how many boxes they packed because they tried to get some ai app to do it but then apparently it got "religious"
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No Context Derts (@nocontextderts) profile picture
No Context Derts@nocontextderts8h
Kaçış planı: Hollywood seviyesinde
DMR Haber (@haberdmr) profile pictureDMR Haber
@haberdmr8h
Kendisini kovalayan güvenlik görevlisinden kaçmaya çalışan adam, hiç kimsenin tahmin edemeyeceği bir plan kurdu;
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DMR Haber (@haberdmr) profile picture
DMR Haber
@haberdmr8h
Kendisini kovalayan güvenlik görevlisinden kaçmaya çalışan adam, hiç kimsenin tahmin edemeyeceği bir plan kurdu;
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Colin Robinson (@fermiparasocks) profile picture
Colin Robinson@fermiparasocks4h
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NewsWire (@NewsWire_US) profile pictureNewsWire
@NewsWire_US5h
Trump: I don't want to go to hell. I hope I go to heaven.
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BG (@bgvitofive) profile picture
BG@bgvitofive13h
when u peeling the orange and it keep squirting on u #woah #chillma
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mrs. glock 🩵 (@mylovedes_1) profile picture
mrs. glock 🩵
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love that the first option is stealing and not being musty!! be like him!! do NOT BE MUSTY!!
conny 🦃 (@BlvckJxsus) profile pictureconny 🦃@BlvckJxsus10h
bro deodorant is $10 a stick. i’m finna start back stealing.
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Joseph 🕊️ (@CaudilloXIV) profile picture
Joseph 🕊️
@CaudilloXIV4h
Image from Joseph 🕊️ (@CaudilloXIV)
Leading Report (@LeadingReport) profile pictureLeading Report
@LeadingReport5h
Trump says some of his deportation policies may have gone too far, per WSJ.
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dj pauly d@smellagillis4h
old man in the store just went up to his wife and said “little bird ? i’m ready to flutter when u are” and then they left together. #stealingthat
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‏ً (@justjargons) profile picture
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@justjargons13h
Greg Abbott and Texas Republicans have been hoarding so much money in the state’s Rainy Day Fund that our new Governor elect, Gina Hinojosa, is proposing to send $1,500 checks to every Texas household. Your vote matters.
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𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 (@LucifersTweetz) profile picture
𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗
@LucifersTweetz4h
If Charlie Kirk could joke about dead Palestinians, you can laugh and joke about his death.
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fka grant (@eusexualt) profile picture
fka grant@eusexualtNov 7
You get it to-go #YouGetTheCheesecakeToGo
alias ৎ᭢༊ (@eatdicknotfood) profile picturealias ৎ᭢༊@eatdicknotfoodNov 7
non-american here why the fuck is nobody at cheesecake factory eating a fucking cheesecake
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Paul D. Pantiz-Toudeside🔻 (@pover0tti) profile picture
Paul D. Pantiz-Toudeside🔻@pover0tti20h
you should be able to hold down on the sandwich emoji and select different types of sandwiches like how you can with skin color
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quan don (@quanjulioo) profile picture
quan don@quanjuliooNov 8
nigga like me might say “me next”
𝙡𝙞𝙢𝙖🗡️ (@limadotzeen) profile picture𝙡𝙞𝙢𝙖🗡️@limadotzeenNov 7
next time a man ask me “wyd” imma say sucking dick
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Diabetic of Enlightenment (@dee_of_e) profile picture
Diabetic of Enlightenment@dee_of_e6h
[guy who doesn’t know what arbitrarily means]: you don’t need to read books
alz (@alz_zyd_) profile picturealz
@alz_zyd_Nov 7
There is nothing special about books. You can become arbitrarily smart without ever reading a book
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This is a correct usage of “arbitrarily” to describe something as large with little limitation or restraint. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arbitrari…
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YIMBYLAND (@YIMBYLAND) profile picture
YIMBYLAND
@YIMBYLAND23h
Dog, the Democrats are going to rule for 1000 years
Jonathan Choe (@choeshow) profile pictureJonathan Choe
@choeshowNov 8
HAPPENING NOW: Absolutely chaotic scene as conservative activists Jake Lang and Thomas Allen storm a Diwali Hindu celebration at the Seattle Center Armory. They held signs that read, "Deport All Dot Heads" and "Stop Hindu Replacement of Christians." I just spoke to both men who say they are concerned about American culture being overrun by false idol worshippers and H1-B fraudsters. Lang and Allen say they will be targeting other locations in the city this weekend. They have yet to announce details of their plans due to possible retaliation by Antifa and other far-left activists. Stay tuned. @JakeLang|@Tommy4Trump420
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Lakyn Thee Stylist (@OgLakyn) profile picture
Lakyn Thee Stylist@OgLakyn18h
Why do bigots’ entire lives revolve around going to stores?
James Fishback (@jamesfishback) profile pictureJames Fishback
@jamesfishbackNov 7
It’s not racist to want to go to Costco and hear only English.
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𝓐 ⭑ (@ayojoestar) profile picture
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“Raising the minimum wage will increase inflation.” Oh? Has inflation stayed stagnant since the last time minimum wage increased or something?
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Alex Cole
@acnewsitics8h
Watching racists meltdown over a Black comedian they can't cancel will always be funny.
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Del
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I asked my neighbor what it was like in the 80s in LA. He said rent was $420 a month and he spent his whole 20s partying, dating, practicing Karate and watching movies with his friends. What we doing here, man? 😭
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