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Every asshole has opinions. he/him

Nashville, TN
Joined June 2008
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Currently gleeking out!
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I like to be in clothing.
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Being long distance phone friends with @ol_scarbrain still warms my heart.
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This video lives rent free in my head.
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father or son?
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I tweet about this a lot, but for those of you on the edge of your seat, I own my car. 🚙 😃
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I think @peacock uploaded the wrong episode of #HappysPlace and it makes me giggle.
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Anderson Cooper does a dramatic reading of Taylor Swift’s song: ‘Wood’ Unsurprising Anderson can’t stop laughing 😂😂 #CNNNYE #NewYearsEve #NewYear
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I once waved at a man in Indianapolis through a glass wall. My teacher on the field trip told me I shouldn’t have done that. My friend with me at the time supported me. Til this day, this story cracks me up.
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When my car turns off, it makes a futuristic sound and I am reminded how in the near future, this car will be 💯 mine.
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I have spent my day listening to Jack Harlow radio because I want to be reminded of a song which was once suggested, but I can’t remember or find what it is called.
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I sit in my car when I park it after work. I just really love doing it. It’s therapeutic to survive another day.
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If I was to ever have an autobiography, I think it would be called Patience, Pills and The Art of Paying Attention.
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PLEASE TELL ME THIS WAS STAGED UM FUCKING CRYYINNNGG
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This is exactly how it feels, though.
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I walk my dog in a neighborhood and the other day I met a dog named Cash. My dog’s name is Carter.
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