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am i too old to be this stoned

Joined August 2013
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when youre 14 you deadass think youre fully capable of thinking rationally until you realize years later that you were on some bullshit 😭😭
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zyndaya retweeted
your party just ran en entire election cycle on anti-trans hysteria and lost the biggest congressional landslide in 50 years. btw
It is the official policy of the United States government that there are only two genders: male & female.
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obsessed with this when there’s 3 million other things to discuss
It is the official policy of the United States government that there are only two genders: male & female.
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olivia pope is THAT BITCHHHH OMG
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zyndaya retweeted
men will say "i'm not into politics" then say something that's straight out of mein kampf
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Pistons crowd chanting “F**k Embiid” and even Embiid himself wants to hear more 💀
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zyndaya retweeted
I adore this girl. I truly think this interview changed the course of my life. It freed me in a way I didn’t know I needed, and she doesn’t get enough credit for simply having the courage to be who she is.
Taylor Swift reveals she rejected the pressure placed on young girls to be edgy, sexy, and cool "I don't feel great when I was fed messages as a young girl, that it's more important to be edgy and sexy and cool than anything else Those were the times that I haven't felt good enough because my life doesn't gravitate towards being edgy, sexy, or cool I'm imaginative, I'm smart, and I'm hard-working."
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drama omg
I hate to say it, but America is over. The communists and jihadists are going to open our borders and replace our votes with votes from illegals aliens. We now have reps who openly speak about their hatred of America, their love of communism and their support for sharia law. We won’t be able to undo the damage they cause on our country come 2028. America 250 was a funeral. The American Dream is dead.
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This is genuinely frying me.
Texas, Georgia and South Carolina
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i feel like i just fell out of a fucking coconut tree
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zyndaya retweeted
Pretty much sums up why Talarico won. Don’t nobody wanna hear this goofy shit when everything is unaffordable.
Texas just gave a Senate seat to a sexually ambiguous anti-meat communist who needs 14 days of solitude to recover from a sniffle Pretty much sums up the whole night
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zyndaya retweeted
Millennials the most hated generation bc the brainwashing didn’t work on us lmao.
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zyndaya retweeted
People on my TL using NBA twitter terms when talking about the election is frying me
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it really is a shame that WDW and universal have to be in Florida
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I’m watching election results like it’s draft night
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zyndaya retweeted
you niggas sit on a app and dickride grown men in the NFL annually, but when it’s time to vote yall say this
People deadass will press you if you don’t vote lol
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it’s crazy that the Right had two years to do literally whatever they wanted and they spent it enriching themselves, bombing iran, and protecting pedophiles
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I think my dad and I were coworkers in a past life
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zyndaya retweeted
Trump slowly realizing what an election is.
Trump says if Republicans lose the election it is voters’ fault
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noticing that no one thinks the dad is narcissistic for being the main character….it’s just moms who are expected to fade away into frumpy side characters….….#interesting
The difference between having a narcissistic mother VS a happy family
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