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Hey guys, I'm going freelance! If you like my work and you'd like to support me please check out my patreon: patreon.com/callofthedeep Cheers!

I'm sorry to anyone who has outstanding commissions, I'm afraid I won't be able to finish them on account of being dead, but I loved working with every one of you, and I'm glad I got to play a small part in bringing your characters to life.

Lastly, I've always thought Donald Trump was hilarious, but not as hilarious as everyone losing their shit over him. I was looking forward to him winning in 20/20 purely because that would have been peak internet. Lighten the fuck up.

I know this is a shitty way to spring this news but I'm dead. I killed myself around midnight because I didn't want to live anymore. To those of you I called friends I wish the very best. To those I hate I wish you could smell my corpse so you'd choke to death on your own vomit

Build Liberty Prime.

James Puckle was an absolute mad lad. The Puckle gun was designed in two configurations, one for fighting Christian armies and one that used more damaging ammunition designed to teach the Turks the benefits of Christian civilization - THAT'S WRITTEN IN THE FUCKING PATENT

Lark for @udeadnightmare

I might need to get a hold of my measures, I've only had four glasses and I've nearly finished the bottle

And another for @udeadnightmare!

Outlaw king was good, it's refreshing to see a film set in medieval Scotland where everyone isn't wearing a kilt and woad. Actually fairly historically accurate too, aside from a couple of creative liberties and a few shaky dates. The battle of Loudoun hill was brilliant.

Here's another one for @udeadnightmare!

This is Elan Nelo for @udeadnightmare!

"Give her that 'Andy Lee' T'n'A" I am so happy to have this reputation.

Megadeth are amazing, I forget that sometimes.

I could listen to Andrew Ryan's first speech from Bioshock all day.